Hangover Movie Quotes

Movie Lines and Quotes (From the Hangover [2009])

The Hangover left us some very memorable movie quotes. Of course you're going to find your favorite Hangover movie lines at Song Lyrics N' Lines!

Stu (Ed Helms): "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan (Zach Galifianakis): "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Alan: "I don't even care if we kill someone."

Phil (Bradley Cooper): "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you that twice."

Stu: "They're really a lot more mature than you think."(Friends pull up outside and yell)
Phil: "Paging Doctor Faggot! Paging Doctor Faggot! "
Melissa (Rachael Harris):"You should probably go, Doctor Faggot."

Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong): "You Wanna Fuck On Me?"

Alan: "It's not a Purse! It's a satchel! Indiana Jones wore one!"

Doug (Justin Bartha): "Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
Phil:"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit."

Alan: "...he was a r'tard."
Doug (**Correcting Alan**): "RE-tard."

Alan: "Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
Alan: "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!"

Stu: "Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child."

Hangover Song Lyrics:

Stu: "What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit out of luck."