Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hangover Movie Quotes

Movie Lines and Quotes (From the Hangover [2009])

The Hangover left us some very memorable movie quotes. Of course you're going to find your favorite Hangover movie lines at Song Lyrics N' Lines!

Stu (Ed Helms): "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan (Zach Galifianakis): "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Alan: "I don't even care if we kill someone."

Phil (Bradley Cooper): "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you that twice."

Stu: "They're really a lot more mature than you think."(Friends pull up outside and yell)
Phil: "Paging Doctor Faggot! Paging Doctor Faggot! "
Melissa (Rachael Harris):"You should probably go, Doctor Faggot."

Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong): "You Wanna Fuck On Me?"

Alan: "It's not a Purse! It's a satchel! Indiana Jones wore one!"

Doug (Justin Bartha): "Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
Phil:"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit."

Alan: "...he was a r'tard."
Doug (**Correcting Alan**): "RE-tard."

Alan: "Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
Alan: "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!"

Stu: "Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child."

Hangover Song Lyrics:

Stu: "What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit out of luck."


  1. Its funny cause he's fat

  2. Not at the table, Carlos.

  3. Favorite movie... Wonder when hangover 2 is coming out...

  4. ha that was the most funny fuckin movie ever mayne! ha damn suck on these little chinese nutsss!

  5. lol...alan was my fav. though

  6. Classic! (One of Alan's favorite words in the movie)

  7. Mrs.Choe:
    What You Talkin Bout willis that him(:
    So Long Gey Boys(:
    To-Da-Loo Moder Fuckers(:

  8. "NOT UP IN HERE!!"
    "IN THA FACE!!"
    "so how bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city"

  9. Theres a Jungle Cat int the Bathroom!!

  10. Stu: I married a whore!
    Alan: Hey..Shes a nice lady!

  11. Alan: Your language is offense.
    Stu: FUCK! YOU!


  13. STU: Why are u putting pepper
    Alan:Tigers love pepper they hate cinamon

  14. I love the hangover. Ha. I love Stu's songgg! (: He is so amazingg!

  15. "how did u find out?"
    "our doug?"
    "no black doug"
    "hey easy with that shit man"

  16. *little fat boy takes pictuer*
    *allan kicks phone outta boy's hand"

  17. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

  18. don't let the beard fool you...he's a child.

  19. Alan:Were the three best that anyone could have (repeats about 6 times)