Song Lyrics | Phil Collins - Sussudio

Sussudio Lyrics, by Phil Collins:

There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio, oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio, oh oh

Come on Sussusdio, everybody say the word
Oh Sussudio

Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun with Sussudio, oh oh
Ooh, give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her any time
Sussudio, oh oh

Ahh, I've to have, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
And I feel so good if I just say the word

Come on, come on, Sussudio, everybody say the word
Oh, Sussudio, oh, oh oh

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

There's a girl that's been on my mind
Sussudio, oh oh
Now she doesn't even know my name
Sussudio, oh oh

Listen, ahh, if she comin' I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
And I feel so good if I just say the word

Come on, come on Sussudio, everybody say the word
Oh, Sussudio

Everbody just say the word
Oh, Sussudio
Everbody just say the word
Oh, Sussudio, oh, oh, oh
Just say the word
Oh, Sussudio
...

Sussudio was released as a single in February of 1985. The single reached number one on the charts, as did Phil's album No Jacket Required, which was also released that year.

• Song Length: 4:23
• Certified: Gold
• Label: Atlantic Records, Virgin
• Artist: Phil Collins

Chamillionaire | Good Morning song lyrics

Good Morning Lyrics - Venom Album

Complete Lyrics to Chamillionaire's "Good Morning":

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

[Verse 1] Yea today gonna be a good day, i'm feeling like im ice cube
I'm waking up like can't nobody mess up my mood
Knowin i'm a boss, imma do what I choose
If I was you then I would probably hate on me too
If it's true that money is time then watch this
I aint tryin to run out, time so I purchased some watches
Yall sick, the chips got da haters nauseous
They chicks jumpin in my whip like a mosh pit
I wish I could be infected by any hate
But I can't cuz I just get infected by the bank
It's great to never know the feelin of beein fake
I awake, then I go take a visit to the sink
Ugh, dirty money got me sanitizing my hands
Lord knows what the previous owner did with these grands
Yea I aint sayin it just to brag
I say it so you can be motivated to gettin cash

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

[Verse 2] Look success is a woman that I always had dreams of sexen
If wanting her is a crime, then just take me in for possession
Even in a recession, im leavin a good impression
Reflection on the rims, so they can see they expressions
I'm busy man, you need to schedule an appointment
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Haters on they job, and they act like they enjoy it
Wake up in the mornin, and hop into my foreign
Walk into the bank, and just like a house warming
Hey, we get the money by the minute
They said we couldnt do it
But we already did it
I'm fresh outfitted, and my benz got getted
Cuz I get get get it and you did did didnt
And I admit it, im really bout to show you how I do
If you know you a hater, then this is dedicated to you
You hatin my last move i'm way on my next move
See they hate to see you to be successful

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

Q: When does Chamillionaire's Venom Album come out?

A: Chamillionaire's album, Venom is set to be released on June 22, 2010

Q: Can I pre-order the Venom album by Chamillionaire?

A: Yes, there are several places you can pre-order the Venom album. I suggest Amazon, since they are super cheap, reliable and quick. Click the link above to order.

Other albums by Chamillionaire:

• The Sound of Revenge (2005)
• Ultimate Victory (2007)
• Venom (2010)

The Aristocrats | Number Three Comedy of All Time

The Aristocrats (2005) -

A man walks into a talent agency and says "Man, have I got an act for you..." Less than interested, the seasoned agent glances up at the prospect. "OK..." he grants the man an audience. The man begins "First I walk out onto the stage, with box of bandages, a canoe paddle, and movie ticket..."

The Aristocrats is quiet possibly the funniest movie you've never seen. The premise of the film, is a documentation of 100 comedians, telling the same joke. The same crass, dirty, lude, profane, vial, wonderful, and hilarious joke.

The goal? Construct the middle of the joke as originally as possible, leaving only the beginning and punchline intact. The best part of this joke? The end is pretty much anti-climactic. It is a classic! It has been deemed as comedic right passage. This joke is described as a sort of secret handshake, between comedians.

This film has a slew of comedy greats! A few of my favorites range from Sarah Silverman, to Bob Saget, to Andy Dick. There is even Billy the Mime who acts the joke out in silence for several hilarious minutes.

The cast (according to DVD jacket) includes:  "Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Lewis Black, Drew Carey, George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Andy Dick, Phyllis Diller (Awesome!), Whoopi Goldberg, Gilbert Gottfried, Eric Idle, Bill Maher, Howie Mandel, Penn & Teller, Paul Reiser, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, The Smothers Brothers, Jon Stewart and 80 more of your favorite comedians!"

"You'll laugh till it hurts!"
-Rolling Stone


"Obscene, disgusting, vulgar and vile. ....might be the funniest movie you'll ever see!"
-The Hollywood Reporter

Song Lyrics|Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Seen Wayne's World lately? The reason I ask, is that any time I hear Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, I can't help but think of that scene from Wayne's world.

Wayne and Garth rocking out in that little car. Singing the song almost perfectly on que with the actual band. They may have introduced banging on a national level. Anyway, here are the lyrics. 

Bohemian Rhapsody Lyrics:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me


Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters


Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all


[Guitar Solo]


I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity


Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!


So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here


[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)


Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me


Any way the wind blows...

Song Details:

•  Band: Queen
• Song Length: 5:55
• Album Title: A Night at the Opera
• Album Release: 21 November 1975

Song Lyrics|Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive - By Bon Jovi

"What's that song from Deadliest Catch on the Discovery channel?" That is what I always ask myself. Either that or it's "What is that Bon Jovi song where the lyrics are about being a cowboy and a on a steel horse I ride?" Well, the name of the song is Wanted Dead or Alive.

Bon Jovi has even made it onto VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs list.

The Lyrics:

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

(x 2)

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

(Chorus)

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
And I ride, dead or alive
I still drive, dead or alive
Dead or alive
Dead or alive (x 2)

Album info:

• Album Year: 1986
• Artist: Bon Jovi
• Title: Slippery When Wet
• Genre: Rock
• Length: 5:08
• Labels: Mercury

Rock Sugar | Don't Stop The Sandman

Rock Sugar - Music

What do you get when you mix Journey's Don't Stop Believin' with Metallica's Enter Sandman? You get Rock Sugar! Guess what else? IT'S NOT BAD!

The music video (posted here) starts off with text:

"In 1989, Hollywood Heavy Metal band Rock Sugar was stranded on a deserted island.

For the last 20 years, the only music they had to listen to was the 80's pop CD collection of a 13 year old girl.

And now...

Rock Sugar has come home."

The music is as good, as it is funny. The vocals are spot on, the pace is perfect, and they did a really good job of covering Metallica. While I'm still not sure if Rock Sugar is a spoof, or just an awesome, original hybrid mix... the are unarguably entertaining.

The video is already somewhat of a Youtube phenomenon, with over 150,000 (currently, as I type this post). It had a 3,000 hit increase within the last 24 minutes on Youtube. I'm sure you'll be hearing about Rock Sugar, if you haven't already.

Enjoy



Band and Video Credit:
Don't Stop The Sandman
Rock Sugar
Reimaginator
Dir. Kelsea Davis

Song Lyrics to Journey's Don't Stop Believin'

Bad Santa | Number Two Comedy of All Time

My number two comedy of all time is Bad Santa (2003). Well, Badder Santa if you want to get technical. I love this DVD! You can watch your reruns of It's Wonderful Life on TV all you want. Maybe you like those claymation elves and Santa. My style? Give me Billy Bob Thornton, John Ritter, Lauren Graham, Bernie Mac, and Tony Cox for my Christmas movie choice.

Bad Santa was also the last film John Ritter ever acted in before he passed away in September of 2003. He played the nervous and bumbling Bob Chipeska in this film. Although, not known for his dark comedy, I think Ritter did an excellent job portraying a nerd in this movie. This role helped the story line move along.

Coincidentally, it is also one of the final films Bernie Mac acted in before he died in 2008. Mac plays Gin, a loss-prevention manager gone extortionist. Honestly, when it comes to Bernie, I'd rather pass. The only time I have found Bernie's comedy remotely funny, was his stand up on Kings of Comedy! "I want some milk n' cookies!"

In my opinion, Billy Bob Thornton is genius! Pure, unabashed, true genius. Comedy gold. He plays an alcoholic thief named Willie, who simply can't get his life together. He hates children, yet he is plagued with them jumping in his lap and making a mess of him.

This movie is everything I want out of a comedy. The unapologetic crassness of this particular picture bumps it all the way to number two on my list of the best comedies of all time! It journeys into my realm of my particular, loved sense of humor. You don't see comedy flicks that are so real. Everyone is flawed, and swears excessively. The writing and insults are also insanely witty. Classic!

• Willie - Played by Billy Bob Thornton. Willie is the main character in Bad Santa. Willie is a has been... rather, a never was. Willie, a chronic alcoholic, has a knack for cracking safes. His lofty aspirations are those of opening a bar on a beach, and maybe marrying a waitress. An unlikely father figure, Willie (or Santa) finds himself squatting at Thurman Merman's (a.k.a. the kid), family residence."Is granny spry?" Turn on's for Willie (I'd imagine) are strong drinks, strip clubs, & scratch-it's. Turn off's: Bob Chipeska and "Shit-ass Mexico."
  


• Bob Chipeska - Played by John Ritter. Bob is a very nervous, spectacle adorned individual. He apparently does the hiring for the Christmas mall Santas and Santa's helper positions. Bob is not a very big fan of Willie and Marcus. Chipeska makes sure to keep a very watchful eye on the duo's every movement. He also finds himself extremely uncomfortable with little people, sausage fingers, and anal sex with large women.
  


• Sue the Bar Tender -Played by Lauren Graham. As a bar tender with an affinity for men in Santa suits, Lauren Graham is not the same Gilmore girl you are used to. Especially after watching her mount Santa in the front seat of his busted whip, then again in the hot tub with spry granny passed out in the recliner not far off. She has some deep seeded, childhood-tied attraction to Santa Clause. Sue helps Willie and Thurman throughout their wayward journey.
  


• Gin - Played by Bernie Mac. I gave most of the details for Mac's character in the intro to this post. Gin's role in Bad Santa is the mall's loss prevention manager. A lot of Mac's interactions take place in the office with Bob Chipeska. As he learns the truth of Willie and Marcus's motives, he approaches them with an offer they can not refuse. Literally, they can't. Not even if they wanted to. Luckily for Willie and Marcus he doesn't want to change their system. He just wants a taste. "Half..."


• Marcus -Played by Tony Cox. "We are men... and Louis. We get the shit." Marcus is the mastermind behind the Bad Santa and Elf operation. Due to his physical attributes, Marcus has carved out a niche in mall thievery. Motivated by greed, and pushed by his unholy significant other, he cracks the proverbial whip on Willie. Another roll he plays in the operation, is case the joint. He learns the layout of the mall, and disarms the alarms. With a fowl mouth and bad attitude, you couldn't design a better movie character. Could you? Go ahead and try. "Sketch it up Leonardo!"