Song Lyrics N' Lines

The Worst Songs to Pick for Karaoke

2011-11-15T01:10:00.001-08:00

"Karaoke isn't for everyone"

Karaoke isn't for everyone, but it's something you should try at least once in your life. Karaoke fans get to know the thrill of standing up on a stage and being under a bright spotlight. It's a chance for you to shine and forget about your everyday stress and obligations. It's really the only form of entertainment that allows you to be an active participant rather than just watching as you would with television or movies. You get to be a star and the entire room is entirely focused on you. And it doesn't matter who you are - you don't want to make a fool of yourself or get laughed off the stage. A successful karaoke performance depends on several factors and one of them is song choice. When you pick the right song, the crowd will be cheering for you as soon as they hear it. On the other hand, if you pick a song that is overdone, tired, or downright lame - don't be surprised if the audience isn't all that excited. Here are some of the worst songs you can pick for karaoke.

Friday by Rebecca Black - the thing to remember about this song is it was so much fun to watch on YouTube because it was so bad. But as a song itself, it has almost no redeeming qualities. You might be able to jazz up your performance with a bit of “cheese factor” to acknowledge the ridiculousness of the song itself, but chances are the crowd is still going to groan. Everyone has already had their fill of this less-than-stellar song and it's unlikely anyone will want to hear your rendition - although vocally speaking, it probably won't be any worse than Rebecca Black herself.

Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison - this is a great song. You love it, your friends love it, and every time it comes on the radio you sing along. But the fact this is such a great song means it's one of the most popular and over-used hits at any karaoke bar. It's almost impossible for any karaoke bar to go through a night without somebody singing this song, and if it happens to be you, you can be sure all of the waitresses and the bartenders will be rolling their eyes at your unoriginal song choice.

Anything Country - if you live in anything remotely resembling a city, no one wants to hear century karaoke. There is definitely a big market for it in the deep red states, but even there country songs are used sparingly throughout the night. There's just something about the tone and pace of country music that is not quite conducive for a party atmosphere. Of course there are more upbeat country tunes these days but they still require that recognizable country drawl that most people can't pull off.

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston - this is another extremely popular karaoke choice, but there are a few problems with it. For one, it's a very boring song until you get to the final exciting part. And once you get there, chances are you don't have the vocal chops to pull it off. There are very few singers in the world who can match what Whitney Houston did on this vocal track, and your attempt will probably pale in comparison. Even if you have a good voice and think you can pull it off, pick something more upbeat so that people don't get bored for the first 3 minutes of this song.

My Way by Frank Sinatra - this is a classic tune that everyone loves. The only problem when it comes to karaoke is - the song is cursed! Over in the Philippines, this song has been linked to numerous brawls and even a few murders. People over there believe this song is now cursed and you should avoid it at all costs. There are practical reasons for why violence seems to follow this song around that include people being very possessive of this tune. Especially since it's called “My Way” everyone thinks their rendition is the best. People who don't believe in curses would just say that karaoke fanatics fight over the right to sing this song which results in violence. But those who believe in more mystic forces would tell you to stay well away because this song could get you killed!

This list of worst karaoke songs comes from our friends at karaokemachineguide.com, a great site dedicated to the love of karaoke fun.

Just a Kiss - Lady Antebellum

2011-05-05T15:45:00.000-07:00

Just a Kiss - Lady Antebellum

Lying here with you so close to me
It’s hard to fight these feelings
when it feels so hard to breathe
Caught up in this moment
Caught up in your smile

I never open up to anyone
So hard to hold back
when I’m holding you in my arms

We don’t need to rush this
Let’s just take it slow

Just a kiss on your lips in the moonlight
Just a touch of the fire burning so bright
I don’t want to mess this thing up
I don’t want to push too far
Just a shot in the dark that you just might
be the one I’ve been waiting for my whole life
So baby I’m alright with just a kiss goodnight

I know that if we give this a little time
it’ll only bring us closer to the love we wanna find
It’s never felt so real
No it’s never felt so right

[Chorus]

No i don’t want to say goodnight
I know it’s time to leave but you’ll be in my dreams
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight

[Chorus]

Let’s do this right with just a kiss goodnight
With a kiss goodnight
A kiss goodnight

Adele - Rolling In The Deep

2011-05-04T21:35:00.000-07:00

Adele - Rolling In The Deep

There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,

Finally, I can see you crystal clear,
Go ahead and sell me out and a I'll lay your ship bare,
See how I'll leave with every piece of you,
Don't underestimate the things that I will do,

There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,

The scars of your love remind me of us,
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
I can't help feeling,

We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),

Baby, I have no story to be told,
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn,
Think of me in the depths of your despair,
Make a home down there as mine sure won't be shared,

The scars of your love remind me of us,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
I can't help feeling,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),

We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hands,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),

And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),

Could have had it all,
Rolling in the deep,
You had my heart inside of your hands,
But you played it with a beating,

Throw your soul through every open door,
Count your blessings to find what you look for,
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold,
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown,

(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
We could have had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
It all, it all, it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),

We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hands,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),

Could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hands,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),

But you played it,
You played it,
You played it,
You played it to the beat.

Rebecca Black Friday Lyrics

2011-03-20T01:18:00.000-07:00

Rebecca Black Friday

Rebecca Black - Friday

Rebecca Black's Friday is one of the fastest rising pop songs at the moment. Twitter has been set ablaze with tweets about Rebecca. A group called Ark Music Factory is said to be behind the song's viral video. Most of the buzz surrounding is the video isn't actually a good buzz. People are calling it one of the worst songs ever made (E! online recently published an article posing this question). The lyrics are a little basic, but the girl is young. MTV described the girl as a "13-year-old version of Ke$ha." You decide...

Rebecca Black Friday Lyrics

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

7am, waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway

Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly

Fun, fun, think about fun

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend is by my right

I got this, you got this

Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

[chorus]

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after...wards

I don’t want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black

So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)

In the back seat (In the back seat)

I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)

Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes

Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream

Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend

We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

[chorus]

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Rebecca Black Friday Music Video

Sons of Guns Song | Theme

2011-03-14T23:51:00.000-07:00

Sons of Guns Song

Sons of Guns - Red Jacket Firearms

The inspiration for this post was the quest to find the artist that sings the Sons of Guns song, the theme in the opening sequence. Sons of Guns, if you don't know, is a new hit series on the Discovery Channel. It chronicles the staff of Red Jacket Firearms.

Red Jacket Firearms is based in Baton Rouge, LA, was founded by Will Hayden. Hayden, an ex-Marine, grew up with an extensive self education of warfare and firearms. Will has actually brought his daughter Stephanie Hayden on as a business partner and manager. Much of Red Jacket's success is owed to other members of the staff, some most frequently seen are gunsmith Vincent Buckles, and apprentice Kris Ford (don't forget about gunsmith Joe Meaux).

Sons of Guns Theme Song & Music Video - Shelter Me

The theme song for Sons of Guns is sang by Tab Benoit, and is called "Shelter Me." The version on the T.V. show is actually a remake of the classic by Buddy Miller. The song has been a popular question floating around the web lately. So if you found it here, enjoy!

Shelter Me Lyrics

The Earth can shake, the sky come down,

the mountains all fall to the ground.

But I will fear none of these things,

shelter me Lord underneath your wings.

Dark waters rise and thunders pound,

the wheels of war are going round

and all the walls are crumbling

shelter me Lord underneath your wings.

(Shelter me Lord)

Hide me underneath you wings,

hide me deep inside your heart

in your refuge - cover me

the world can shake

but Lord I'm making you my hiding place.

The wind can blow, the rain can pour,

the deluge breaks, the tempest roars

but in the storm my spirit sings

(when you) shelter me Lord underneath your wings.

(Shelter me Lord)

Hide me underneath you wings,

hide me deep inside your heart,

in your refuge - cover me,

the world can shake

but Lord I'm making you my hiding place.

Now on the day you call for me

someday when time - no more shall be,

I'll say oh Death where is your sting,

you shelter me Lord underneath your wings.

Download:

The Classic Sex Song

2011-03-13T01:00:00.000-08:00

The Quintessential, Classic Sex Song by Kate Bush

The Ultimate Sex Song

I have been cracking out on GrooveShark lately (if you are elderly or live in your mother's basement... "cracking out" simply means I use it a lot), and making playlists of this, and that. At one point, I found my self asking "What's the name of that one sex song?" Yes, I talked to and questioned myself. Yes, I said 'sex song.' I don't think anyone can deny that this is the classic sex song, when they stop and think about it. It's been on every cheesy television show, and every love movie since the late 80s and I think most notably, at least according to my quick, lazy, and unscientific internet research, Love & Basketball).

The Song: This Woman's Work

I actually found the song title and artist's name on Yahoo! Answers. Believe it or not, under the search term "sex song." So, rest assured it's not just my opinion. This Woman's Work seems that it has spawned a bit of an online argument as to who sang it better. The original is by Kate Bush, and the more contemporary version was done by R&B singer Maxwell. I don't believe I had ever heard the Kate Bush version, so I am partial to the Maxwell version myself. However, a lot of people who are pro Kate Bush (see what I did there? Now it feels political, right?) describe her's as haunting, especially during the song's crescendo. You be the judge.

This Woman's Work Video - Kate Bush Version

This Woman's Work Video - Maxwell Version

This Woman's Work Lyrics

Pray God you can cope.

I stand outside this woman's work,

This woman's world.

Ooh, it's hard on the man,

Now his part is over.

Now starts the craft of the father.

I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.

I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.

I should be crying, but I just can't let it show.

I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking

Of all the things we should've said,

That we never said.

All the things we should've done,

That we never did.

All the things we should've given,

But I didn't.

Oh, darling, make it go,

Make it go away.

Give me these moments back.

Give them back to me.

Give me that little kiss.

Give me your hand.

(I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.

I know you have a little life in you yet.

I know you have a lot of strength left.)

I should be crying, but I just can't let it show.

I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking

Of all the things we should've said,

That were never said.

All the things we should've done,

That we never did.

All the things that you needed from me.

All the things that you wanted for me.

All the things that I should've given,

But I didn't.

Oh, darling, make it go away.

Just make it go away now.

Joe Cocker Lyrics

2011-03-09T23:18:00.000-08:00

Joe Cocker Lyrics - With A Little Help From My Friends

Joe Cocker

It's hard to hear these Joe Cocker Lyrics without thinking of The Wonder Years. That old film strip with Kevin Arnold, Paul Pfeiffer, Winne Cooper, and the gang running around the neighborhood. "With A Little Help From My Friends" is one of the most recognizable rocks songs of Joe Cocker, or arguably, for rock music in general.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key

Oh baby I get by
(Get by with a little help from my friends)
All I need is my brother
(Get by with a little help from my friends)
I say I want to get high with them
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
Whoah, yeah
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

What do I do when my love is away?
(Does it worry you to be all alone?)
No, no.

How do I feel at the end of the day?
(Are you sad 'cause you're on your own?)
I tell you I don't even say it no more.

(Get by with a little help from my friends)
Gonna get by with my friends
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna try
(Try with a little help from my friends)
Keep on getting high oh, oh
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

(Do you need anybody?)
I need someone to love
(Could it be anybody?)
All I need is someone
Know just where I'm going, yeah
Somebody knows what I'm showing

Baby!

(Get by with a little help from my friends)
Said I'm gonna make it with my friends
(Try with a little help from my friends)
Oh, oh I'm gonna keep on trying, yeah, yeah
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
I'm gonna keep on trying, now babe

(Would you believe in a love at first sight?)
I'm certain it happens all the time, yeah
(What do you see when you turn out the light?)
I can't tell you, but it sure feels like mine, now

(I get by with a little help from my friends)
Don't you know I'm going to make it with my friends?
(Try with a little help from my friends)
I promised myself I'd get by
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
Said I'm gonna try it, but not too hard
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

(Do you need anybody?)
Whoah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Could it be anybody?)
Oh, it's gotta be somebody
Gonna treat me right
Somebody take me there now
Oh yeah, yeah

(Get by with a little help from my friends)
Said I'm gonna get by with my friends
(Try with a little help from my friends)
Oh yes, I'm gonna keep trying now
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
Keep on trying with my friends
(Get by with a little help from my friends)
Oh, ain't nothing gonna stop me anymore
(Try with a little help from my friends)
I'm gonna keep on trying now
(Get high with a little help from my friends)
I'm getting high
I'm gonna make time, no no
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Gonna get by with my friends
Oh, I'm gonna get on by
Yes, I'm gonna get on by, yeah
Gonna take 'em all along with me
I'm gonna take 'em all along, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

I'm doing this in every way I feel it in the morning sign
Oh, I'm gonna take my friends along with me
I get by with a little help from my friends

With A Little Help From My Friends Music Video

Bar music- A species that never fades

2011-02-20T00:44:00.000-08:00

Guest Post:
Call it bar music, call it pub music, club music, karaoke or whatever, the fact is that this sort of music has been around in human society forever. It’s really “social” music, derived from singalongs, dances and other cultural get-togethers since the Stone Age. In London bars, New York bars, Sydney bars or anywhere else on Earth, music is part of the social scene.

A short history of bar music

Bar music in its modern form first really started during the 19^th century in America, transplanted to some extent from Europe and Ireland. Music was played in bordellos, bars, and soon became an accepted part of the social scene. Jazz expanded the range of the music to clubs during Prohibition, and this social version became the standard for the post-war generations.

This early live music in bars and clubs translated soon enough into recorded music like juke boxes, followed by DJs and dancing in the 1950s. By the 1960s, bar music was the standard, and the explosion of pop music around the world made music an indispensable part of any bar, club, restaurant and even diners.

Disco and live rock turned the music into the main attractions for bars and clubs. The entertainment became a business venture in its own right, and many bar and club owners weren’t slow to realize that the music was driving a lot of business their way.

The bars repaid the favor to musicians, too. Many of the world’s biggest bands got their start in pubs and clubs. Even the Beatles and Rolling Stones got started in The Cavern and the Richmond clubs. Blues clubs helped top class musicians like Eric Clapton and John Mayall get started. Music and bars had a sort of symbiosis, which persists to this day in various forms.

Modern bars and modern music

The music has changed, the bars have changed. In the past, if anyone had even suggested that patrons get up and sing in karaoke style, nobody would have believed it. Pop music is still “hook music”, though, catchy and fun, and that’s the main driver. Music is no longer a spectator sport, and anyone prepared to try their luck in a local music night or karaoke bar is welcome to try.

The culture has also changed, arguably much for the better. In the mid 60s, specialist music bars started up, with country/rockabilly, jazz, soul and rock bars as the basic formats. This was originally because the bar owners had their own preferences, but it turned out to be a very good idea, attracting patrons and a lot more business, particularly for live music.

Wherever you go, music will be there waiting in the bars and clubs.

Bar music is flexible, adaptable, and a lot of fun, whether it’s just pop, or the most exotic type of new music. Bars have become the places to listen to music and have a good night out. This is the real “world music”, and it’s everywhere.

SLNL: Wii Fit Plus

2011-01-12T22:25:00.000-08:00

Wii Fit Plus and Balance Board

Running on the Wii Fit Plus

The Wii Fit Plus is one of the most popular home fitness items of the new year! It's a good way to go in your efforts to shed those holiday pounds. Fun and health for the whole family! Great for kids, and adults. The Nintendo Wii Fit Plus and Balance Board is the perfect addition to your wellness arsenal.

The Wii Fit Plus faces new competition with Microsoft's Xbox 360 release of the Kinect. The Kinect is counting on capitalizing off the insane popularity of the Nintendo Wii and utilizes the same motion-control concept technology. Unlike the Wii Fit Plus, the Kinect motion control gaming system focuses on more graphics than it's predecessor. The Wii Fit Plus does however have the fun and kid friendly graphics. There is a great recap and comparison of the two gaming systems at IGN.com titled: Kinect Vs. Wii.

Wii Fit Plus Action Shot

Wii Fit Plus Games

The Wii Fit has some amazingly great games. Among some of the hottest titles are The Biggest Loser Challenge, Just Dance 2, Michael Jackson The Experience, and Gold's Gym Dance Workout. Are we sensing a theme here? I think fans of the Wii Fit will be pleased as year progresses and more titles become available (hopefully with a larger variety of video game options). One final item of interest is the Nintendo Wii Fit Board Anti-Slip Grip Foot Pad Silicone Skins, that are available in an array of colors and help to customize your Balance Board for under $10.

World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

2010-12-05T15:40:00.000-08:00

Buy the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm online

World of Warcraft: Cataclsym Screenshots

Continuing the 2010 Christmas video game extravaganza here on Songs Lyrics N' Lines, World of Warcraft: Cataclysm is the video game in the spotlight today! Grab the Worgen and let's raid the World of Warcraft armory! This has been one of the hottest and most coveted games since the recent World of Warcraft release date!

World of Warcraft addons

Cataclysm offers some new great features to WoW! Players can play as two additional races! Play as Goblins and Worgen! With the Alliance and the goblins of the Bilgewater Cartel for the Horde, and the worgen of Gilneas. Six new high-level zones have added as well - Mount Hyjal and Uldum in Kalimdor; Vashj'ir and the Twilight Highlands in the Eastern Kingdoms; Deepholm in the elemental plane of earth; and the PvP zone and daily quest hub Tol Barad (according to the World of Warcraft wiki). Player will also be excited to see that the Level Cap increased to 85.

Character stats and gear will be revamped. WoWers will see the elimination of some stats, there will also be major changes to base stats. This includes strength and agility affecting attack power, intellect creating spell power, etc. There will also be an addition of Reforging to the game, which will allow the ability to add or switch certain statics on gear in return for removal of others. A common theme often seen in other RPG style video games, but new to WoW through the release of Cataclysm. There are too many World of Warcraft addons list, but one more to note is to add, a new Archaeology profession!

If you've never played, you should try the World of Warcraft free trial. This video is insanely popular that hardcore gamers even play on various versions of World of Warcraft private server. Virtual items are bought with real world money. Players by the hundreds download World of Warcraft expansions on regular basis.

Donkey Kong Country Returns

2010-12-04T23:18:00.000-08:00

Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Nintendo Wii

Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Nintendo Wii is another to cross off the list of Christmas gifts. The Donkey Kong franchise is a quintessential and key component for the avid Nintendo gamer. From the classic arcade and Nintendo version, where Donkey Kong was in fact the villain, to the graphically ground breaking SNES version. DK had solid, multiple game run on Super Nintendo System. We also saw the DK franchise reborn with the N64.

The Nintendo Wii is bringing it back again, and just in time for Christmas 2010! With the interactive control system of Wii, this game is almost a guarantee thriller for the holiday season! This new title is packed! Super packed! Here's just some of the exciting items you'll experience in the gameplay of the new Donkey Kong Country Returns video game:

Over 70 vivid and insane levels
Two-player cooperative play
An awesome cast of characters - Including some new, and some old (Tiki Tab Tribe?)
New moves and items for Donkey Kong and Ditty Kong
Banana thieves! Yes you read that right, banana thieves

Donkey Kong Country Returns

A new set of Donkey Kong moves

Barrel Roll
Ground Pound
Cling
Blow
Barrel Jet (Ditty Kong)
Kong Roll (Ditty Kong)
Cartwheel Attack
Peanut Popgun
Popgun Pound

Toes Lyrics

2010-12-04T02:35:00.000-08:00

Zac Brown Band - Toes Lyrics

Zac Brown Band

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.
Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o’clock
And the city’s still on my mind
Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head
I was still in the baggage line

Concrete and cars are there own prison bars like this life
I’m living in
But the plane brought me farther.
I’m surrounded by water
And I’m not going back again

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Adios and vaya con dios
Yeah I’m leaving GA
And if it weren’t for tequila and pretty senoritas
I’d have no reason to stay
Adios and vaya con dios
Yeah I’m leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play

Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night as the summer drew to an end
They couldn’t believe that I just couldn’t leave
And I bid adieu to my friends
Because my bartender she’s from the islands
Her body’s been kissed by the sun
And coconut replaces the smell of the bar and I don’t know if its her or the rum

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Adios and vaya con dios
A long way from the lake
Its where all the muchachas they call me “big poppa” when I throw pesos their way
Adios and vaya con dios
A long way from GA
Someone do me a favor and pass me the Jaeger
And I’ll grab my guitar and play

Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay
The senoritas don’t care-o when there’s no dinero
You got no money to stay
Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay

With my ass in a lawn chair
And toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world a PBR on the way
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Christmas Gifts

2010-12-01T23:49:00.000-08:00

Christmas Gift Ideas

Well it's Christmas 2010 already! What a quick year! Here's the deal, if you haven't already, it's time to start looking for your Christmas presents. So what are some good Christmas gift ideas? How about some new Xbox 360 games? Yeah, if you haven't guessed... I'm on a video game kick for this Christmas.

Video Game Christmas Presents

So what's hot? This year the best selling video games will be listed here. Check back if you're on the look out for new Xbox 360 games, PS3 games, and games for the Nintendo Wii. One of the new, hottest titles of 2010 is for Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.

Since the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood release date, this has been one of the hottest and best selling video games for the Xbox 360. Gamers go nuts for this franchise game title by UBI Soft. With good reason too, this game has astounding depth! IGN rates this as an 8.0, with a press score of 8.9 and a reader score of 9.0!

According to Amazon, you'll never fight the same fight twice in this game. You will not only recruit, but you'll also train young assassins. The game apparently has an extensive collection of insane and richly-detailed maps. The legendary master assassin, Ezio, comes with over 15 hours of single player gameplay set in the city of Rome.

This is the only Christmas present that I know of where you have the option to be multiple authentic character classes, with their own signature weapons and execution moves. There is also a wide variety of very unique and challenging multiplayer modes. Have you ever received a Christmas gift that allows you to play as Leonardo da Vinci, Niccolo Machiavelli or Caterina Sforza? In Assassin's Creed Brotherhood you get to control these real historical characters! Make sure this game is on your holiday gift list!

Just Dance 2

2010-11-28T01:48:00.000-08:00

Just Dance 2 for the Nintendo Wii

One of the hottest holiday hit video game titles this season is Just Dance 2 for the Nintendo Wii. Critics both fuss and rave over this game from Ubisoft. While some video game review critics complain that the game lacks achievements, layered gameplay, and excellent graphics of other competing games in the market, they love it for the very same reason. The game offers simplistic gameplay, which is really where a lot of the Nintendo Wii's success stems from. Players of all ages and generations can enjoy the majority of Wii titles. The game is also very fun, has a great selection of music, insane graphics and is just plain silly!

Holiday Video Game Showcase

2010-11-26T22:40:00.000-08:00

Video Games

It's been a year since my last mention of the video game on this blog, but it's that time of year again. It should be no surprise that last year's most popular video game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was a best seller. It should also be no surprise that the most popular video game this year is currently:

Call of Duty: Black Ops

That's right Call of Duty: Black Ops! Better game-play, extensive maps, and of course the insane, mind blowing co-op game-play this franchise is built on. I haven't played this game yet, and I don't know if I will... but the graphics look insane. If the line of Call of Duty games has proved anything, it's that you can't go wrong with their games.

Check out other video game Christmas gifts for 2010!

My Concert Ticket Stubs

2010-11-15T22:47:00.000-08:00

The used ticket stubs

What are old ticket stubs good for? Well, pretty much nothing other than a little bit of musical nostalgia. They're just fun to thumb back through every now and then, if nothing more than just to remember a fun night.

Although, I was a little surprised to find that there is a market for concert ticket collectors. They look for vintage ticket stubs, schedules, and programs. It seems that concert program collectors come in all shapes and sizes, and have a varied taste in music.

Concert Ticket Stubs from my collection

112
Clint Black
Eminem
Garth Brooks
George Strait
Ginuwine
Hoobastank
Ja Rule
Jack Johnson
Jay-Z
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Ludacris
Luke Bryan
Papa Roach
P.O.D
Steve Miller Band
Story of the Year
Tim McGraw
Xzibit

Image credit goes to: Jeff Brown

Josh Turner - Your Man

2010-09-08T00:05:00.000-07:00

Your Man Lyrics - By Josh Turner

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low

Put some music on that's soft and slow

Baby we ain't got no place to go

I hope you understand

I’ve been thinking 'bout this all day long

Never felt a feeling quite this strong

I can't believe how much it turns me on

Just to be your man

There's no hurry

Don't you worry

We can take OUR time

Come a little closer

Lets go over

What I had in mind

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low

Put some music on that's soft and slow

Baby we ain't got no place to go

I hope you understand

I’ve been thinking 'bout this all day long

Never felt a feeling quite this strong

I can't believe how much it turns me on

Just to be your man

Ain't nobody ever loved nobody

The way that I love you

We're alone now

You don't how

Long I’ve wanted to

Lock the door and turn the lights down low

Put some music on that's soft and slow

Baby we ain't got no place to go

I hope you understand

I’ve been thinking bout this all day long

never felt a feeling that was quite this strong

I can't believe how much it turns me on

Just to be your man

I Can't believe how much it turns me on

Just to be your man

Josh Turner - Your Man Music Video

Billy Currington - Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer

2010-09-07T00:53:00.000-07:00

Enjoy Yourself Album - Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer

Billy Currington - Song Lyrics

I wasn’t born for diggin deep holes

I’m not made for pavin long roads

I ain’t cut out to climb high line poles

But I’m pretty good at drinkin beer

I’m not the type to work in a bank

I’m no good at slappin on things

Don’t have a knack for makin motors crank, no

But I’m pretty good at drinkin beer

So hand me one more

That’s what I’m here for

I’m built for having a ball

I love the nightlife

I love my Bud light

I like ‘em cold and tall

I ain’t much for mowin thick grass

I’m too slow for workin’ too fast

I don’t do windows so honey don’t ask

But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

A go getter maybe I’m not

I’m not known for doin’ a lot

But I do my best work when the weather’s hot

I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

So hand me one more

That’s what I’m here for

I’m built for having a ball

I love the nightlife

I love my Bud light

I like ‘em cold and tall

I wasn’t born for diggin deep holes

I’m not made for pavin long roads

I aint cut out to climb high line poles

But I’m pretty good at drinkin beer

I’m pretty good at drinkin beer

[Spoken] o hand me one more boys…

That’s what I’m here for

Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer Music Video

Luke Bryan - All My Friends Say

2010-09-07T00:20:00.000-07:00

Luke Bryan | All My Friends Say

I got smoke in my hair
My clothes thrown everywhere
Woke up in my rocking chair
Holding a beer in my hand
Sporting a neon tan

My stereo cranked up
I can't find my truck
How'd I get home from the club
Ain't got a clue what went down
So I started calling around

And all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I found my billfold
I cried oh no no
Good time Charlie got me now I'm broke
But it was worth acting like a fool
Yeah girl I must have really showed you

Cause all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I was Elvis rocking on the bar
Working the crowd pouring out my heart

And all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Luke Bryan - Rain Is a Good Thing

2010-09-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

Luke Bryan

My daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky
He'd cuss, kick the dust, sayin' son it's way too dry
It clouds up in the city, the weather man complains
But where I come from, rain is a good thing

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our honeys down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing

Ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn
Wringin' out our soakin' clothes, ridin' out a thunderstorm
When tin roof gets to talkin'; that's the best love we made
Yea where I come from, rain is a good thing

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our honeys down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing

Farmer Johnson does a little dance
Creeks on the rise, roll up your pants
Country girls, they wanna cuddle
Kids out playin' in a big mud puddle

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our honeys down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing

Rain is a good thing, rain is a good thing, rain is a good thing

Luke Bryan is on my list of concert ticket stubs!

Luke Bryan - Do I

2010-09-05T14:01:00.000-07:00

Luke Bryan Opening For Clint Black

Baby, what are we becoming
It feels just like we’re always running
Rolling through the motions everyday
I can lean in to hold you, or act like I don’t even know you
Seems like you could care less either way
What happened to that girl I used to know
I just want us back to the way we were before

Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby,
Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy,
Do I have your love? Am I still enough?
Tell me don’t I, or tell me do I baby
Give you everything that you ever wanted
Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely?
Do I just need to give up and get on with my life
Baby, do I

Remember when we didn’t have nothing
But a perfect simple kind of loving
Baby those sure were the days
There was a time our love ran wild and free
But now I’m second guessing everything I see

Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby
Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy
Do I have your love, am I still enough
Tell me don’t I, or tell me do I baby
Give you everything that you ever wanted
Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely
Do I just need to give up and get on with my life
Baby, do I

Still give you what you need
Still take your breath away
Or light up the spark way down deep, baby do I

Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby
Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy
Do I have your love, am I still enough
Tell me don’t I, or tell me do I baby
Give you everything that you ever wanted
Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely
Do I just need to give up and get on with my life

Tell me baby do I get one more try
Do I, baby do I

December Song Lyrics by Collective Soul

2010-08-24T00:08:00.000-07:00

Collective Soul December on Radio

I was on my way home tonight from my workout run (don't think skinny weak track person, think angry mama bear hunting the threat to her cubs), and was flipping through the channels on the old FM. Air waves if you will.

Ed Roland's Voice

His voice kind of has qualities of an unplugged Pearl Jam sound... but kind of not. While not exactly that of Eddie Veder, there are points in the song that his voice crosses into that vocal range. Roland is the man.

Song Lyrics for December by Collective Soul

Why drink the water

from my hand?

Contagious as you think I am

Just tilt my sun towards

your domain.

Your cup runneth over again.

Don't scream about

Don't think aloud

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

Don't worry about

Don't speak of doubt

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

Why follow me to higher ground?

Lost as you swear I am.

Don't throw away your basic needs,

Ambiance and vanity.

Don't scream about

Don't think aloud

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

Don't worry about

Don't speak of doubt

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

December promise you gave unto me

December whispers of treachery

December clouds are now covering me

December songs no longer I sing

Don't scream about

Don't think aloud

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

Don't worry about

Don't speak of doubt

Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out

Collective Soul Youtube Video: December

Wizard of Oz on Google Homepage - 71st Anniversary

2010-08-11T23:43:00.000-07:00

Wizard of Oz Celebrates 71st Anniversary

Why is the Wizard of Oz on the front page of Google? It is because the Wizard of Oz is celebrating it's 71st Anniversary! That's right, the film is a long time senior citizen. It's been around since 1939!

Judging by search results for "wizard of anniversary google," this has been burning up the internet all day long. The popular musical movie has been the hot topic of many search queries as well as chat forums.

About the Wizard of Oz

As if you didn't already know the whole danged movie from heart... Listen, I won't bore you with a whole, well versed recap of the film. You can read about the Wizard of Oz on Wikipedia if you want that. If you don't know what this flick is about... shame on you! In case you're that Brendan Fraser feller, and have been locked in a bomb shelter for the past 60 years (which if that is the case, you STILL should have see it), here is a quick recap of what you'll need to know:

Curious and naive Dorthy wanders around a black and white Kansas countryside to introduce you to the cast of the movie.
Her dog Toto bites a bitchy old town lady (Spoiler alert! She's the witch) and runs away.
A dusty, dark tornado rolls into town. Dorthy is isolated and knocked unconscious by flying debris.
She wakes up in Crack Town (movie magically shifts to color), and sees all kinds of trippy shiz-aye.
The Witch comes, threatens the town of "little people," (who are, by the way, ok with being called Munchkins) about some ruby red slippers. Yeah, I know... You're thinking "but that's Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City!" I assure it's not, there was an ugly, annoying, shoe-coveting woman before her.
Blah, blah, blah... oh wait, you're still reading this? Right on!
Dorthy goes looking for... get this, THE WIZARD OF OZ!
Like a wayward bar hussy, she encounters and recruits three strange men to accompany her.
Angry trees, flying monkeys, sparkling yellow pathways, and angry blue would-be British Guards happen (aka the acid trip continues).
They reach the "Emerald City." (Which is not the same place as the set of the "Bam" cooking TV chef.)
A color changing horse.
Manipulative "man behind the curtain" is the Wizard. WHOA! What?
Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin man all receive representative tokens of things they've had all along. (Warm fuzzies, life lessons!)
She clicks her heels, goes home, and discovers "Like OMG! You were in my dream... No way bro... you were there too! WTF?"
Credits Roll.

You like that? Buy the Wizard of Oz!

Black Sabbath – Paranoid Lyrics

2010-08-04T22:32:00.000-07:00

Black Sabbath

Paranoid Lyrics

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?

Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

Black Sabbath Paranoid Video

Buy the Black Sabbath Paranoid MP3

Additional Info:

Number 4 on the 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs
Album Title: Paranoid
Genre: Hard Rock, Heavy Metal
Album Year: 1970

Teenage Dream - Katy Perry Lyrics

2010-08-04T21:38:00.000-07:00

Teenage Dream Lyrics

You think I’m pretty

Without any make-up on

You think I’m funny

When I tell the punch line wrong

I know you get me

So I’ll let my walls come down, down

Before you met

I was a wreck

But things were kinda heavy

You brought me to life

Now every February

You’ll be my valentine, valentine

Let’s go all the way tonight

No regrets, just love

We can dance until we die

You and I

We’ll be young forever

You make me

Feel like

I’m living a Teenage Dream

The way you turn me on

I can’t sleep

Let’s runaway

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

My heart stops

When you look at me

Just one touch

Now baby I believe

This is real

So take a chance

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

We drove to Cali

And got drunk on the beach

Got a motel and

Built a floor out of sheets

I finally found you

My missing puzzle piece

I’m complete

Let’s go all the way tonight

No regrets, just love

We can dance until we die

You and I

We’ll be young forever

You make me

Feel like

I’m living a Teenage Dream

The way you turn me on

I can’t sleep

Let’s runaway

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

My heart stops

When you look at me

Just one touch

Now baby I believe

This is real

So take a chance

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

I might get your heart racing

In my skin-tight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me

In my skin-tight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

You make me

Feel like

I’m living a Teenage Dream

The way you turn me on

I can’t sleep

Let’s runaway

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

My heart stops

When you look at me

Just one touch

Now baby I believe

This is real

So take a chance

And don’t ever look back

Don’t ever look back

Buy Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Katy Perry Teenage Dream Music Video

Album Review

[Via iTunes]

Preceded by her second number one single on Billboard magazine’s Hot 100, “California Gurls,” Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream is filled with dance-pop that made One of the Boys her breakthrough album, but this time there's a decidedly summer spin. Hitmakers like Greg Smith, Dr. Luke, Christopher "Tricky" Stewart, and even Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo lend a hand for what Perry predicts “will be one of those records that is everybody's favorite guilty pleasure.”

Additional Details

iTunes top 10 - #3 on August 4, 2010
Song Length 3:47
Also known as Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, a Christian recording artist
California Gurls Lyrics

Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug Lyrics

2010-08-01T16:17:00.000-07:00

Lyrics for Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha

Maybe I need some rehab

or maybe just need some sleep

I got a sick obsession

I'm seein it in my dreams

I'm lookin down every alley

I'm makin those desperate calls

I'm stayin up all night hopin hitin my head against the wall

What you got boy, is hard to find

I think about it all the time

I'm all strung out my heart is fried

I just cant get you off my mind!

because your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice

Momma's tellin me I should think twice

but look into my own devices, im addicted its a crisis

My friends think I've gone crazy

My judgments gettin kinda hazy

My esteem is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crack head

What you got boy, is hard to find

I think about it all the time

I'm all strung out my heart is fried

I just cant get you off my mind!

because your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

I dont care what people say

The rush is worth the price I pay

I get so high when your with me

but crash and crave you when you leave

Hey, so I got a question

Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?

Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum

is my love your drug? your drug?

Hi, your drug?

Is my love your drug?

because your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

because your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Your love your love your love is my drug

Your love your love your love

Hey, heyy, sooo

you love, your love your love, is my drug

Buy Ke$ha MP3s

Your Love Is My Drug Music Video

TAIO CRUZ - Break Your Heart Lyrics

2010-08-01T15:29:00.000-07:00

TAIO CRUZ Lyrics| Break Your Heart

Songwriters: Cruz, Taio; Smith, Fraser T;

Now listen to me baby

Before I love and leave you

They call me heart breaker

I don't wanna deceive you

If you fall for me

I'm not easy to please

I'm might tear you apart

Told you from the start, baby, from the start

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

There's no point trying to hide it

No point trying to evade it

I know I got a problem

Problem with misbehavin'

If you fall for me

I'm not easy to please

I might tear you apart

Told you from the start, baby from the start

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold

Like a big bad wolf, I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone

If you fall for me, I'm only gonna tear you apart

Told you from the start

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

Buy TAIO CRUZ Break Your Heart MP3

Music Video

Train | Hey Soul Sister Lyrics

2010-08-01T14:49:00.000-07:00

From the Save Me, San Francisco Album

While at first glance, you may think these three guys are Uncle Jesse from Full House, Howie Mandel, and that guy with the cardboard sign... they aren't! You might remember their hit song from a few years back - Drops of Jupiter. Or you may simply know them from their current, radio monopolizing hit Hey Soul Sister.

It's one of those songs that climbs into your head via your eardrum, and fortifies itself in your cranium for days on end. You'll find yourself humming this ditty completely unexpectedly. I guess that's why it is one of iTunes top downloads.

Hey Soul Sister Song Lyrics

[Hey, hey, hey...]

Your lipstick stays

On the front lobe of my left side brains

I knew I wouldn’t forget you,

And so I went and let you blow my mind

Your sweet moonbeam

The smell of you in every single dream I dream

I knew when we collided

You’re the one I have decided who’s one of my kind

Hey soul sister

Ain’t the Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo

The way you move ain’t fair, you know!

Hey soul sister

I don’t want to miss a single thing you do…tonight

Just in time

I’m so glad you have a one-track mind like me

You gave my life direction

A game show love connection we can’t deny

I’m so obsessed

My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest

I believe in you

Like a virgin, you’re Madonna, and I’m always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister

Ain’t the Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo

The way you move ain’t fair, you know!

Hey soul sister

I don’t want to miss a single thing you do…tonight

The way you can’t cut a rug

Watching you’s the only drug I need

You’re so gangsta, I’m so thug

You’re the only one I’m dreaming of

You see, I can be myself now finally

In fact there’s nothing I can’t be

I want the world to see you be with me

Hey soul sister

Ain’t the Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo

The way you move ain’t fair, you know!

Hey soul sister

I don’t want to miss a single thing you do…tonight

Hey soul sister

I don’t want to miss a single thing you do…tonight

Train Music Video

This Cowboy's Hat Lyrics | Chris Ledoux

2010-07-21T22:36:00.000-07:00

Chris Ledoux Lyrics - This Cowboys Hats

[spoken] Well there's always been groups of people that never could see eye to eye

and I always thougt if they ever had a chance to sit down and talk face to face

they might realize they got alot in common

Well I was sittin' in a coffee shop

just havin' a cup to pass the time

Swapin' rodeo stories with this old cowboy friend of mine

When some motorcycle riders started snickerin' in the back

started pokin' fun at my friend's hat

One ol' boy said "Hey Tex where'd you park your horse?"

My friend just pulled his hat down low, but they couldn't be ignored

One husky fella said "I think I'll rip that hat right off your head."

That's when my friend turned around and this is what he said

"You'll ride a black tornado 'cross the western sky

rope an ol blue norter and milk it till it's dry

Bulldog the Mississippi, pin it's ears down flat

long before you take this cowboys hat

[spoken] "Now partner this old hat is better left alone

see it used to be my daddy's

but, last year he passed on

My nephew skined the rattler that makes up this ol' hatband

but, back in sixty nine he died in Vietnam

Now the eagle feather was given to me by an indian friend of mine

but, someone ran he down somewhere around that Arizona line

And a real special lady gave me this hatpin

and I don't know if I'll ever see her again

"You'll ride a black tornado 'cross the western sky

rope an ol blue norter and milk it till it's dry

bulldog the Mississippi, pin it's ears down flat

long before you take this cowboys hat

[spoken] "Now if your leather jaket means to you what htis hat means to me,

then I guess we understand each other and we'll just let it be

but, if you still think it's funny, man you got my back up against the wall

and if you touch my hat you're gonna havta fight us all"

Well right then I caught a little sadness in that gang leader's eyes

he turned back to the others and they all just kinda shuffled on outside

but when my friend turned back towards me

I noticed he's ol' hatbrim

well it was turned up in a big ol' Texas grin

"You'll ride a black tornado 'cross the western sky

rope an ol blue nortern and milk it till it's dry

bulldog the Mississippi, pin it's ears down flat

long before you take this cowboys hat"

Buy This Cowboy's Hat MP3

Garth Brooks Friends In Low Places | Country Music

2010-07-18T11:53:00.000-07:00

Friends in Low Places Lyrics by Garth Brooks

Friends in low places by Garth Brooks is an unmistakable song. Even if you don't know it, you know it. That's just the way it is, it's that big! This is a dive bar, karaoke favorite! This song is on Garth's No Fences album.

90s Singers

Even after all these years, his music is still timeless. A country music favorite, nay, legend... Brooks has hit after chart topping hit. His reign is that of one that would put Garth at the top of his class among 90s singers. Just like Johnny Cash country legend. He is one of the best selling artist of 90's. Friends In Low Places hit #1 in the 90s top 100. It enter Billboard country chart on August 18, 1990. It took only eight weeks to reach #1! Also one of the best selling billboard country albums of the time!

Friends in Low Places Music Video

Friends in Low Places Lyrics

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Secret Verse

I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

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American Pie Movie Quotes

2010-07-08T23:58:00.000-07:00

Quotes from American Pie

American Pie was the spring board for a lot of awesome actors about 10 years ago. Like Jason Biggs, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, and more. Ok, I won't just blow over it... Yes, I said 10 years ago! What I really meant was 11 years ago! You're ass is old. Get used to it. Enjoy the quotes!

Jim Quotes

Jim

I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!
What exactly does third base feel like?
McDonald's or homemade?
Please God... let this be it.
What I am going to do? Broadcast her over the internet?

Steve Stifler Quotes

Stifler

I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!
I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right?
Hey, Kev, seen shit break lately?
You have an Eastern European chick, naked in your house... and you're not going to do anything about it?

Michelle Flaherty Quotes

Michelle "Band Camp" Flaherty

What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy!
What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!

Jim's Dad (Mr. Levenstein) Quotes

Jim's Dad

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of...
[hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud...
[pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
[Talk about masturbation with Jim] It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. It's not a game. What you want is a partner to return the ball.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

Nadia Quotes

Nadia

I believe 'shaved' is the expression.
Jim! Shame on you...
[to Sherman]I..am lucky lady?!

Paul Finch Quotes

Paul Finch (Shit Break)

God bless the internet
He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.
[responding to Stifler's mom's question on seduction] Yes ma'am I am.
That is what the creatons drink, I'm talking about alcohol. Liquor. The good stuff.
Ah, hey Stifler!

Other American Pie Quotes

Suck me beautiful. -Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. -Jessica
Like warm apple pie. -Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Aged eighteen years. The way I like it. -Stifler's Mom (milf)
You've never double-clicked your mouse? -Jessica
If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed. -Kevin

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Cherry Pie Lyrics | Warrant

2010-07-05T14:10:00.000-07:00

Warrant - Cherry Pie Lyrics

[intro] Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin...

She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good makes a grown man cry

Sweet Cherry Pie

Swingin' on the front porch

Swingin' on the lawn

Swingin' where we want

'Cause there ain't nobody home

Swingin' to the left

And swingin' to the right

If I think about baseball

I'll swing all night yea

Swingin' in the living room

Swingin' in the kitchen

Most folks don't 'cause

They're too busy bitchin'

Swingin' in there 'cause

She wanted me to feed her

So I mixed up the batter

And she licked the beater

I scream you scream

We all scream for her

Don't even try 'cause

You can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water

Such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good

Make a grown man cry

Sweet cherry pie [oh yeah]

She's my cherry pie

Put a smile on your face

Ten miles wide

Looks so good

Bring a tear to your eye

Sweet cherry pie

Swingin' to the drums

Swingin' to guitar

Swingin' to the bass

In the back of my car

Ain't got money

Ain't got no gas

But we'll get where

We're goin' if we

Swing real fast

I scream you scream

We all scream for her

Don't even try 'cause

You can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water

Such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good

Make a grown man cry

Sweet cherry pie oh yea

She's my cherry pie

Put a smile on your face

Ten miles wide

Looks so good

Bring a tear to your eye

Sweet cherry pie, yeah, pie

Swing it! All night long,

Swing it!

Swingin the bathroom

Swingin' on the floor

Swingin' so hard

We forgot to lock the door

In walks her daddy

Standin' six foot four

He said you ain't gonna swing

With my daughter no more

She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water

Such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good

Make a grown man cry

Sweet cherry pie oh yea

She's my cherry pie

Put a smile on your face

Ten miles wide

Looks so good

Bring a tear to your eye

Sweet cherry pie, Sweet cherry pie

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Released 1990
Recorded 1989
Genre Glam metal, hard rock, heavy metal
Length 3:18
Label Columbia Records
Writer(s) Jani Lane
Number 56 on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs

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Cooler Than Me Lyrics | Mike Posner

2010-07-01T00:05:00.000-07:00

Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me Lyrics

If I could write you a song,

And make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used up all of my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

But you probably won't,

You think you're cooler than me.

You got designer shades,

Just to hide your face and

You wear them around like,

You're cooler than me.

And you never say hey,

Or remember my name.

It's probably cause, you think you're cooler than me.

You got your high brows,

Shoes on your feet,

And you wear them around,

Like they ain't shit.

But you don't know,

The way that you look,

When your steps

Make

That

Much

Noise.

Shh see?

I got you

All figured out,

You meet everyone's eyes just to feel seen.

Girl, you're so vain,

You probably think that this song is about you.

Don't you?

If I could write you a song,

And make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used up all of my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

But you probably won't,

You think you're cooler than me.

You got designer shades,

Just to hide your face and

You wear them around like,

You're cooler than me.

And you never say hey,

Or remember my name.

It's probably cause, you think you're cooler than me.

You got your hot crowd,

Switching your walk,

And you don't even look when you pass by.

But you don't know,

The way that you look.

When your steps

Make

That

Much

Noise.

Sh.

See, I got you

All figured out,

You meet everyone's eyes just to feel seen.

Girl, you're so fade,

You probably think that this song is about you.

Don't you?

If I could write you a song,

And make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used up all my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

But you probably won't,

You think you're cooler than me.

You got designer shades

Just to hide your face and

You wear them around like

You're cooler than me.

And you never say hey,

Or remember my name.

It's probably cause

You think you're cooler than me.

And don't you dare act like you don't know, (Don't know,)

Know what's up, (Know What's up,)

Cause your nose is up.

I'm approaching up. (Yup)

Like I can't give you winter in the summer

Or summer in the winter

Miami in December

Trying to look bored in them diors.(Diors)

She probably is,

Was acting shallow until

She find out how deep that my pockets is.

Mrs. Pre-Madonna,

This is your reminder

That I think you're fine.

But I'm finer.

Cause it sure seems,

Cause it sure seems

You got no doubt

That you got no doubt.

But we all seem

We all seem

We got your head

In the clouds

If I could write you a song

And make you fall in love,

I would already have you up under my arm.

I used up all of my tricks,

I hope that you like this.

But you probably won't,

You think you're cooler than me.

You got designer shades,

Just to hide your face and

You wear them around like,

You're cooler than me.

And you never say hey,

Or remember my name.

It's probably cause you think you're cooler than me.

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Who Do You Think You Are Lyrics | Cascada

2010-06-30T22:42:00.000-07:00

Song Lyrics - Who Do You Think Are

Why can I still believe in tomorrow,
When all I have tried was just in vain (just in vain)
Is it worth the fight I couldn't start believing that those feelings who died could face the pain (could face the pain)

I don't need no diamond rings, alibis no more.

[chorus:]
Who do you think you are
Cuz once again you broke my heart
I know that love went just too far
Its hard to catch a falling star
But now I finally realize, you're a brown eyed angel in disguise
Just one step too far so tell me honestly
Who do you think you are (who do you think you are, who do you think you are)

You and I were on our way together
But this life passed by, these days are gone (these days are gone)
All the tears I've cried they taught me nothing lasts forever
I been blind for just too long

Cuz I don't need no diamond rings, alibis no more.

[chorus:]
Who do you think you are
Cuz once again you broke my heart
I know that love went just to far
Its hard to catch a falling star
But now I finally realize, you're a brown eyed angel in disguise
Just one step too far so tell me honestly
Who do you think you are (who do you think you are)

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Album Details -

Category: Rock/ Pop Album
Label: Robbins Entertainment
Release Date: Mar 04, 2008
Track: Number 10

Cascada "Who Do You Think You Are" Reviews

I actually think this album deserves 4.5 stars, but I guess I'll round up because I'm truly impressed by this album. Yes, the beats are a little repetitive, but each song is at least FUN to listen to. Many techno/dance albums have one or two hits and the rest of the songs are only so-so. Almost all the songs here have the potential to become singles!

10) What Do You Want from Me: (5 stars) - You'll hear this one at Abercrombie too. Very fun to dance to when there are no lyrics and the beat becomes strong.

Overall, it's around 4.5 stars. The great thing about this album is that you can play the whole thing straight through during a dance party and no one would complain because the music is fun, even though the beats will eventually get tiring. I believe "Perfect Day" will avoid the famous "Sophomore Slump", and I hope that many of these songs become singles because mainstream radio does not have any good techno artists; CASCADA is pretty much the only one with any potential. She should make more music videos too! Anyway, I hope this review was helpful; sorry it was so long.

-Aznnihcellen

Finally! I've been waiting forever for this CD to come out! I've already heard all the tracks, and yeah they all have that same dance beat in the back and blah, blah, blah. But in my opinion, this CD is worth the money (I know I already said that, but whatever)
Hope you find this helpful

-pokemonworld4evr

Song Lyrics | Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love

2010-06-16T22:43:00.000-07:00

Led Zeppelin Lyrics - Whole Lotta Love

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin'
Way down inside, honey, you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love

Ohhhh
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You've been learnin', baby, I been learnin'
All them good times, baby, baby, I've been yearnin'
Way, way down inside, honey, you need it
I'm gonna give you my love, ahh
I'm gonna give you my love, ahh

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin'
All the good times, baby, I've been misusin'
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love
Gonna give you my love
Yeah! All right! Let's go!

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

Way down inside, woman
You need love

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Keep a-coolin', baby
Keep a-coolin', baby

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Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" is ranked number 3 on the VH1 100 Greatest Rock Songs.

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Song Lyrics | California Gurls - Katy Perry

2010-06-11T00:10:00.000-07:00

Katy Perry

"Katy Perry" was born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. The American singer-song writer/ musician was born in 1984, on October 25th. Making Katy Perry's current age 25.

Perry hit the radar in 2007, with reported ties to Madonna. In 2008 her hit single "I Kissed a Girl" from her One of the Boys album, burned up the charts. She solidified her blossoming career by joining the Warped Tour during this time period.

California Gurls Lyrics - By Katy Perry

Snoop Dogg
Greetings loved ones
Lets take a journey

Katy Perry
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on a beach
We get sand in our stilletos
We freak
In my jeep
Snoop Doggy-Dog on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Snoop Dogg
Tone Tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most

I mean the ones
I mean like shes the one
Kiss her

Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girls a freak
She drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I'm okay
I wont play
I love the bait
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Come on boys
Hanging out
All that a-s
hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
and a queenie
Katy my lady
(yeah)
You looking here baby
(uh huh)
Im all up on you
Cause you representing California
(ohhh yeahh)

Katy Perry
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
(West coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Snoop Dogg
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, yeah)

Katy Perry Hit Songs -

I Kissed a Girl
Teenage Dream
Hot N Cold
Thinking of You
Waking Up in Vegas

Song Lyrics | Alice Cooper – “School’s Out”

2010-06-09T22:49:00.000-07:00

"School's Out"
by Alice Cooper:

The year? 1972, Alice Cooper releases his fifth album. School's Out is the name of the title track. According to Wikipedia, the song name stems from a question Alice was asked about the best three minutes of his life. He answered ...The next one is the last three minutes of the last day of school when you're sitting there and it's like a slow fuse burning. I said, 'If we can catch that three minutes in a song, it's going to be so big. It is big... in fact it made the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs list.

Schools Out Song Lyrics

Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys

Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's out for the summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks

Well, we got no class
And we got no principals
We ain't got no intelligence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for the summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not come
Back at all

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
School's out completely

Song Lyrics | Deep Purple – “Smoke On The Water”

2010-06-09T21:53:00.000-07:00

Smoke On The Water Song Lyrics - Deep Purple

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water...

They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out of ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
Swiss time was running on
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water...

We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
It was empty cold and bare.
But with Rolling truck Stones thing just outside,
Making our music there.
With a few red lights, a few old beds,
we made a place to sweat.
No matter what we get out of this,
I know I know we'll never forget.
Smoke on the water and fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water...

Number 11 on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs.

Song Lyrics | Kiss – “Rock And Roll All Nite”

2010-06-09T18:52:00.000-07:00

Hey kids, you know that old guy Gene Simmons, who has his own reality TV show? Do you know became rich and famous? He was in a little rock band called 'Kiss'. Kiss Rolls in on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs at number 16. Their hit "Rock and Roll All Nite (and party everyday)" is one of their hit and signature songs.

Rock and Roll All Nite Song Lyrics - Kiss

You show us everything you've got

You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You say you wanna go for a spin

The party's just begun, we'll let you in

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day

You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while

You're lookin' fancy and I like your style

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You show us everything you've got

Baby, baby that's quite a lot

And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day

Song Lyrics | Stone Temple Pilots – “Interstate Love Song”

2010-06-04T00:22:00.000-07:00

There are only a hand full of entities that are known by a three letter abbreviation. The CIA, the FBI, the IRS, and rock Gods: STP. Simply unmistakable. Interstate Love Song by the Stone Temple Pilots is a timeless song. I have no doubt in 20 years you could put this song on, and it'd be as good then as it was the day it debuted.

STP has had much chart-topping success. With a new album release recently, they've already reached No. 2 . Also in recent past, they've reached #58 on the VH1 100 Greatest Rock Songs of all time!

Interstate Love Song Lyrics - Stone Temple Pilots

Waiting on a Sunday afternoon
For what I read between the lines
Your lies
Feeling like a hand in rusted shame
So do you laugh or cry?
Reply?

Leavin' on a southern train
Only yesterday you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
All of these things you said to me

Beathing is the hardest thing
to do. With all I've said and
all that's dead for you
You lied-Goodbye.

Leavin' on a southern train
only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
All of these things I said to you

Song Lyrics | Guns N’ Roses – “Welcome To The Jungle"

2010-06-03T23:17:00.000-07:00

What can you say about Guns N' Roses? The band that needs no introduction. You pretty much can't (meaning... I pretty much can't). There is no possible introduction I could even come up with here. Coming in at number one on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs! Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle.

Welcome To The Jungle Lyrics - Guns N' Roses

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I'm gonna watch you bleed

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down - HA!

Song Lyrics | Buckcherry - "Lit Up"

2010-06-03T22:32:00.000-07:00

Buckcherry rings it in at number 98 the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs. Unlike some of the other songs on the list classified as "rock," I can honestly give Buckcherry a passing grade in that category. I found out while researching this post, that Buckcherry had this hit back in 1999. Little did I know that they'd been around this long, as I had first heard them a couple years back when released "Crazy Bitch."

Lit Up Lyrics - Buckcherry

Oh yeah
You wanna find it
C'mon yeah

I'm on a plane
With cocaine
And yes I'm all lit up again
Cough up love
And touch up
Your mama said packing lines is sin

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all lit up again
Flyin' on

I love the cocaine
I love the cocaine
Mama can't you wait yeah!

I'm on a train
And right on
You know the train is staying off the tracks
I'm in touch love
From this crutch
Well you at ten but money I'm on eleven

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all lit up again
Flyin' on

I love the cocaine
I love the cocaine
Mama can't you wait
Mama can't you wait
I love the cocaine
I love the cocaine
Mama can't you wait
Oh, can't you wait long

Crack the door for the curious girl
'Cause she's waiting, she's been waiting
Chop a line for the fiending man
'Cause he wants one

You know, you know you got to
Can you feel it, can you feel it tonight
Are you high love
Tell me are you fucking high
In the moment you are just so right
You're right love
Are you right love

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all lit up again
Flyin' on

I love the cocaine
I love the cocaine...

Song Lyrics | Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Free Bird”

2010-05-31T12:51:00.000-07:00

It's a running joke, there is always some guy at a concert that yells out "Free Bird!" But, like any good thing that is mocked, there is truth to it. Skynyrd's rock song is a hit in almost everyone's book for one reason or another. Free Bird also made it on to another hits list, the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs list.

Free Bird Lyrics:

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on now
There's just too many places I've got to see

But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye bye, baby, it's been a sweet love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord, help me, I can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free bird?
Yeah

Song Lyrics | ZZ Top – “Tush”

2010-05-30T01:10:00.000-07:00

ZZ Top - Tush Song Lyrics

I been up, I been down.

Take my word, my way around.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

I been bad, I been good,

Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Take me back way back home,

not by myself, not alone.

I ain't askin' for much.

I said, Lord, take me downtown,

I'm just lookin' for some tush.

ZZ Top's "Tush" is ranked number on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Songs list.

Song Lyrics | Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

2010-05-30T00:42:00.000-07:00

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit Song Lyrics

Load up on guns

Bring your friends

It's fun to lose and to pretend

She's over-bored and self-assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my libido

Yeah!

Hey!

Yeah!

I'm worse at what I do best

And for this gift I feel blessed

Our little group has always been

And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my Libido

Yeah!

Hey!

Yeah!

And I forget just why I taste

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, it was to find

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my libido

A denial, a denial

A denial!

Smells Like teen Spirit hit number seven on the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs

Pawn Stars | Las Vegas

2010-05-25T00:47:00.000-07:00

The History Channel - Pawn Stars

September 3, 2009 I wrote about my favorite TV show. Pawn Stars, on the History Channel.This is a show I'd told people about all the time. I had been watching Pawn Stars practically since its debut. No one that I had mentioned it to had even heard of the show. Well, I went to Las Vegas Nevada this spring and thought I'd check out the scene of my favorite show. Maybe meet the Pawn Stars themselves. Sure enough, by the time I got to Las Vegas, people had finally heard about this show.

Pawn Stars Location
Pawn Stars is filmed at the Gold and Silver Pawn shop in Las Vegas, NV. The shop is located on Las Vegas Blvd, just minutes away from the Stratosphere and the famous Las Vegas Little White Wedding Chapel. The Pawn Stars address is:

713 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89101-6755

Meet The Pawn Stars

Richard Harrison -
"The Old Man"

Richard Harrison is the oldest of the Pawn Star crew. He is the owner along with his son, Rick Harrison. Also known as the "Old Man," Richard is often seen as the demanding hard ass of the group. He served in the U.S. Navy in his youth, and now has a passion for mid-shift naps. The Old Man is a no-bullshit kind of guy.

Rick Harrison -

Rick Harrison is the other co-owner of Gold and Silver Pawn shop. Rick is the son of Richard Harrison, and father to Corey "Big Hoss" Harrison. Rick is often shown expressing his love for Americana and educating would be sellers on historical events and items.

Corey Harrison -
"Big Hoss"

Corey Harrison has been around the pawn shop since the age of nine. Working for his grandfather and his dad, negotiation is not a skill to Corey, but second nature. Corey not only works along side his family, but his best friend Chumlee.

Austin Russell -
"Chumlee"

Chumlee is the antique weapons tester. Sometimes voluntary, sometimes not. Chumlee's favorite phrases are "cool," "awesome," and "hey Big Hoss." While it's easy to stereotype Chum as the village idiot... he is anything but. Chum pipes up from time to time and educates his co-workers. Most memorably when he drops a little pinball machine knowledge on his best friend Corey. He's the poster boy for work ethic.

Song Lyrics | Bon Jovi – You Give Love A Bad Name

2010-05-24T00:55:00.000-07:00

You Give Love A Bad Name Lyrics, By Bon Jovi

I wrote about Bon Jovi a while back when I posted the song lyrics to Wanted Dead or Alive. That song was even popular enough to make it onto the Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch. Well, that's not the only song of Bon Jovi's to gain recognition from the television industry.

You Give Love A Bad Name made it onto the VH1 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs. The song was ranked in the 20th position on the list. A pretty impressive showing for Bon Jovi.

You Give Love A Bad Name Lyrics:

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin'you give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free

Whoa! You're a loaded gun (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love... a bad name

You paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

Whoa! You're a loaded gun
Whoa! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give lo-o-o-o-ove!

Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name

Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name

You give love...

You give love...
(A bad name)

You give love...

You give love...
(A bad name)

You give love...

You give love...
(A bad name)

You give love...

Bawitdaba Lyrics | Kid Rock

2010-05-23T01:55:00.000-07:00

Kid Rock - Bawitdaba

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

My name is Kid...

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers
The northern lights and the southern comfort
And it don't even matter if their are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heroes in the methadone clinics

All you bastards in the I.R.S
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack
Pints of love
And the fifth's of stress
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good, it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try love someone

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

For the time bombs tickin'
And the heads they hang
All the gangs gettin' money
And all the heads they bang-bang
Wild mustangs
The porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cellblock 6
The grits where there ain't enough eggs to cook
For D.B. Cooper and the money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone!

bawitdaba
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie

What
Come on

Love (Love)
And for the hate

And for the peace
War!

Come on

Additional Song info:

Number 47 on VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs
Album - Devil Without A Cause
Album Release - 1998
Length - 4:27
Label - Atlantic

Song Lyrics | ACDC's Back In Black

2010-05-21T23:02:00.000-07:00

Back In Black - ACDC (1980)

Where were you the first time you heard it? That's what they should ask about this song. They really should, because this is an unforgettable song!

The guitar is completely insane in this song. It just stings you to the core. Then the voice when it delivers the line - "Back in black!" It cracks your ear drums in the best way you can imagine. Just a great song.

Fun Fact: #2 on VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs!

Back In Black Lyrics:

Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
(Well) I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flak
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
Don't look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
(Well) I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black

hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back
Back in black
Yes I'm back in black
Out of the sight!

Song Lyrics | Journey – Any Way You Want It

2010-05-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

Any Way You Want It Song Lyrics - By Journey

This little Journey tune, honest to God, reminds of car commercials. Maybe not just car commercials, but commercials in general. I have probably heard it on at least seven or eight through out the years.

Don't take this as me ripping on Journey, because this song is really good. It's got a huge, recognizable intro. It's just one of those... well, I don't want to cheapen it by calling it "happy go lucky," but essentially that is what it is. One of those happy go lucky songs.

This track made it onto VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs. Hard Rock? Well, not in my book. Although, worthy of being on top 100 list.

Journey Lyrics - Any Way You It:

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight

Oh, she said
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Ooh, then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

She said, Hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, baby

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs | VH1 List

2010-05-19T22:17:00.000-07:00

VH1 recently aired the 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs. I believe it aired in 5 separate, 20 song, episodes. Like their choices or not, below you will find the VH1 top 100.

Guns N’ Roses – “Welcome To The Jungle" (Lyrics)
AC/DC – “Back In Black” (Lyrics)
Led Zeppelin – “Whole Lotta Love” (Lyrics)
Black Sabbath – “Paranoid” (Lyrics)
Metallica – “Enter Sandman”
The Who – “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Lyrics)
Aerosmith – “Walk This Way”
Van Halen – “Runnin With The Devil”
Motorhead – “Ace Of Spades”
Deep Purple – “Smoke On The Water” (Lyrics)
Judas Priest – “Breaking The Law”
Def Leppard – “Photograph”
Iron Maiden – “Run To The Hills”
Motley Crue – “Dr. Feelgood”
Kiss – “Rock And Roll All Nite” (Lyrics)
Twisted Sister – “I Wanna Rock”
Scorpions – “Rock You Like A Hurricane”
Rush – “Tom Sawyer”
Bon Jovi – “You Give Love A Bad Name” (Lyrics)
Led Zeppelin – “Kashmir”
Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Hey Joe”
Ozzy Osbourne – “Crazy Train”
Iron Butterfly – “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
The Ramones – “Blitzkrieg Bop”
Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Free Bird” (Lyrics)
Whitesnake – “Still Of The Night”
Foo Fighters – “Everlong”
Joan Jett – “Bad Reputation”
Pearl Jam – “Even Flow”
AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
Ted Nugent – “Cat Scratch Fever”
Green Day – “Basket Case”
Heart – “Barracuda”
Alice Cooper – “School’s Out” (Lyrics)
Van Halen – “Hot For Teacher”
The Who – “My Generation”
Queen – “Stone Cold Crazy”
Boston – “More Than A Feeling”
Poison – “Talk Dirty To Me”
Quiet Riot – “Cum On Feel The Noize”
The Clash – “Should I Stay Or Should I Go”
Dio – “Holy Diver”
Cream – “Sunshine Of Your Love”
Foghat – “Slow Ride”
Anthrax – “Madhouse”
Kid Rock – “Bawitdaba” (Lyrics)
Korn – “Freak On A Leash”
The Stooges – “Search And Destroy”
Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Give It Away”
Megadeth – “Peace Sells”
The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
Steppenwolf – “Born To Be Wild”
Faith No More – “Epic”
Blue Oyster Cult – “Don’t Fear The Reaper”
Warrant – “Cherry Pie” (Lyrics)
The Kinks – “You Really Got Me”
Stone Temple Pilots – “Interstate Love Song” (Lyrics)
Billy Squier – “The Stroke”
Skid Row – “18 And Life”
Ratt – “Round And Round”
Dokken – “Breaking The Chains”
Survivor – “Eye Of The Tiger”
Rollins Band – “Liar”
MC5 – “Kick Out the Jams”
Europe – “The Final Countdown”
ZZ Top – “Tush” (Lyrics)
White Zombie – “More Human Than Human”
Living Colour – “Cult Of Personality”
Foreigner – “Hot Blooded”
Jane’s Addiction – “Mountain Song”
Pat Benetar – “Heartbreaker”
Thin Lizzy – “Jailbreak”
The Cult – “Love Removal Machine”
The White Stripes – “Seven Nation Army”
Lita Ford – “Kiss Me Deadly”
Soundgarden – “Black Hole Sun”
Bad Company – “Feel Like Making Love”
Billy Idol – “Rebel Yell”
Journey – “Any Way You Want It” (Lyrics)
Black Sabbath – “Heaven And Hell”
Rainbow – “Since You Been Gone”
Evanescence – “Bring Me To Life”
W.A.S.P. – “I Wanna Be Somebody”
Velvet Revolver – “Slither”
Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
Winger – “Seventeen”
Alice In Chains – “Would?”
Andrew W.K. – “Party Hard”
Jethro Tull – “Aqualung”
Smashing Pumpkins – “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
Night Ranger – “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me”
Autograph – “Turn Up The Radio”
The Darkness – “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”
Creed – “Higher”
Kansas – “Carry On Wayward Son”
The Edgar Winter Group – “Frankenstein”
Buckcherry – “Lit Up” (Lyrics)
Grand Funk Railroad – “We’re An American Band"
Sammy Hagar – “I Can’t Drive 55″

Garth Brooks | The Dance Lyrics

2010-05-09T01:30:00.000-07:00

It's funny, although this is not one of my personal favorite songs by Garth, it is one of the most well known of all my non-country music listening to friends. With good reason I guess, because it is one of Garth's first number one, chart topping hits after all. And don't get me wrong, just because it's not one of my favorites, doesn't mean I don't like it. I think it's a great song.

The Dance, was sort of a preview as to Garth's ability to top the charts with his music. Garth allure and the ability to capture such a wide audience is as simple, as it is genius. The songs are very relatable and general, which appeals to a mass demographic.

This is the song that gave Garth Brooks much of his initial recognition and acclaim. This song also won Garth many awards, which I have listed below. For now, we'll move onto the lyrics.

The Song Lyrics:
Looking back on the memory of
The dance we shared 'neath the stars alone
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance

Holding you I held everything
For a moment wasn't I a king
But if I'd only known how the king would fall
Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all

And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance

Yes my life is better left to chance
I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance.

Song Details:

Artist: Brooks Garth
Song: The Dance
Album: Garth Brooks
Length: 3:37

Awards and Acclaim:

Video of the Year Awarded - 1990 ACM Music Awards.
Awarded #14 in the CMT 100 Greatest Songs of Country Music
Hit single around the world, both domestically and internationally.
1990 - Both Song of the Year and Video of the Year by the Academy of Country Music.

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Garth Brooks | First Album

2010-05-07T00:02:00.000-07:00

Garth's First Album - Garth Brooks (1989)

There are a lot of recognizable names in country music today, but there are very few that have spanned decades. Very few that have inspired legions of emerging artists. That puts them into a class of their own. Garth Brooks is one of these mega stars of country music.

What is the name of Garth Brooks' first album?
So what is the name of the first Garth Brooks album? That's easy, it's Garth Brooks. That's right, his first album was self titled.

Singles
The debut album was released in April of 1989, with four hit singles. All of the four hit singles made it into top 10 positions on the charts. "Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" made it all the way to number eight in the US, with "Not Counting You" hitting number two. Garth saw both "If Tomorrow Never Comes," and "The Dance" respectively hitting number one!

Garth Brooks(the album):

"Not Counting You" – 2:30
"I've Got a Good Thing Going" – 2:50
"If Tomorrow Never Comes" – 3:37
"Everytime That It Rains" – 4:07
"Alabama Clay" – 3:35 (lyrics)
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" – 2:53
"Cowboy Bill" – 4:28
"Nobody Gets Off in This Town" – 2:17
"I Know One" – 2:49
"The Dance" – 3:37 (lyrics)

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Song Lyrics | Phil Collins - Sussudio

2010-04-29T23:56:00.000-07:00

Sussudio Lyrics, by Phil Collins:

There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio, oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio, oh oh

Come on Sussusdio, everybody say the word
Oh Sussudio

Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun with Sussudio, oh oh
Ooh, give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her any time
Sussudio, oh oh

Ahh, I've to have, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
And I feel so good if I just say the word

Come on, come on, Sussudio, everybody say the word
Oh, Sussudio, oh, oh oh

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

There's a girl that's been on my mind
Sussudio, oh oh
Now she doesn't even know my name
Sussudio, oh oh

Listen, ahh, if she comin' I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
And I feel so good if I just say the word

Come on, come on Sussudio, everybody say the word
Oh, Sussudio

Everbody just say the word
Oh, Sussudio
Everbody just say the word
Oh, Sussudio, oh, oh, oh
Just say the word
Oh, Sussudio
...

Sussudio was released as a single in February of 1985. The single reached number one on the charts, as did Phil's album No Jacket Required, which was also released that year.

Song Length: 4:23
Certified: Gold
Label: Atlantic Records, Virgin
Artist: Phil Collins

Chamillionaire | Good Morning song lyrics

2010-04-20T21:34:00.000-07:00

Good Morning Lyrics - Venom Album

Complete Lyrics to Chamillionaire's "Good Morning":

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

[Verse 1] Yea today gonna be a good day, i'm feeling like im ice cube
I'm waking up like can't nobody mess up my mood
Knowin i'm a boss, imma do what I choose
If I was you then I would probably hate on me too
If it's true that money is time then watch this
I aint tryin to run out, time so I purchased some watches
Yall sick, the chips got da haters nauseous
They chicks jumpin in my whip like a mosh pit
I wish I could be infected by any hate
But I can't cuz I just get infected by the bank
It's great to never know the feelin of beein fake
I awake, then I go take a visit to the sink
Ugh, dirty money got me sanitizing my hands
Lord knows what the previous owner did with these grands
Yea I aint sayin it just to brag
I say it so you can be motivated to gettin cash

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

[Verse 2] Look success is a woman that I always had dreams of sexen
If wanting her is a crime, then just take me in for possession
Even in a recession, im leavin a good impression
Reflection on the rims, so they can see they expressions
I'm busy man, you need to schedule an appointment
http://www.elyricsworld.com/good_morning_lyrics_chamillionaire.html
Haters on they job, and they act like they enjoy it
Wake up in the mornin, and hop into my foreign
Walk into the bank, and just like a house warming
Hey, we get the money by the minute
They said we couldnt do it
But we already did it
I'm fresh outfitted, and my benz got getted
Cuz I get get get it and you did did didnt
And I admit it, im really bout to show you how I do
If you know you a hater, then this is dedicated to you
You hatin my last move i'm way on my next move
See they hate to see you to be successful

[Chorus] I wanna show all my haters love
This song for you
If you acting like me and I was in your shoes
I'd probably hate on me too
See when you gettin big chash stacks
All the haters hate that
Cuz they hate to see you to be successful
I wanna show all my haters love
So I'd wave to you like
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters
Good Mornin
Hey- hey- hey- hey- haters

Good Morning

Q: When does Chamillionaire's Venom Album come out?

A: Chamillionaire's album, Venom is set to be released on June 22, 2010

Q: Can I pre-order the Venom album by Chamillionaire?

A: Yes, there are several places you can pre-order the Venom album. I suggest Amazon, since they are super cheap, reliable and quick. Click the link above to order.

Other albums by Chamillionaire:

The Sound of Revenge (2005)
Ultimate Victory (2007)
Venom (2010)

The Aristocrats | Number Three Comedy of All Time

2010-03-29T22:29:00.000-07:00

The Aristocrats (2005) -

A man walks into a talent agency and says "Man, have I got an act for you..." Less than interested, the seasoned agent glances up at the prospect. "OK..." he grants the man an audience. The man begins "First I walk out onto the stage, with box of bandages, a canoe paddle, and movie ticket..."

The Aristocrats is quiet possibly the funniest movie you've never seen. The premise of the film, is a documentation of 100 comedians, telling the same joke. The same crass, dirty, lude, profane, vial, wonderful, and hilarious joke.

The goal? Construct the middle of the joke as originally as possible, leaving only the beginning and punchline intact. The best part of this joke? The end is pretty much anti-climactic. It is a classic! It has been deemed as comedic right passage. This joke is described as a sort of secret handshake, between comedians.

This film has a slew of comedy greats! A few of my favorites range from Sarah Silverman, to Bob Saget, to Andy Dick. There is even Billy the Mime who acts the joke out in silence for several hilarious minutes.

The cast (according to DVD jacket) includes: "Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Lewis Black, Drew Carey, George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Andy Dick, Phyllis Diller (Awesome!), Whoopi Goldberg, Gilbert Gottfried, Eric Idle, Bill Maher, Howie Mandel, Penn & Teller, Paul Reiser, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, The Smothers Brothers, Jon Stewart and 80 more of your favorite comedians!"

"You'll laugh till it hurts!"
-Rolling Stone

"Obscene, disgusting, vulgar and vile. ....might be the funniest movie you'll ever see!"
-The Hollywood Reporter

Song Lyrics|Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

2010-02-21T21:15:00.000-08:00

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Seen Wayne's World lately? The reason I ask, is that any time I hear Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, I can't help but think of that scene from Wayne's world.

Wayne and Garth rocking out in that little car. Singing the song almost perfectly on que with the actual band. They may have introduced banging on a national level. Anyway, here are the lyrics.

Bohemian Rhapsody Lyrics:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

Song Details:

Band: Queen
Song Length: 5:55
Album Title: A Night at the Opera
Album Release: 21 November 1975

Song Lyrics|Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive

2010-02-20T22:44:00.000-08:00

Wanted Dead or Alive - By Bon Jovi

"What's that song from Deadliest Catch on the Discovery channel?" That is what I always ask myself. Either that or it's "What is that Bon Jovi song where the lyrics are about being a cowboy and a on a steel horse I ride?" Well, the name of the song is Wanted Dead or Alive.

Bon Jovi has even made it onto VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs list.

The Lyrics:

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

(x 2)

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

(Chorus)

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
And I ride, dead or alive
I still drive, dead or alive
Dead or alive
Dead or alive (x 2)

Album info:

Album Year: 1986
Artist: Bon Jovi
Title: Slippery When Wet
Genre: Rock
Length: 5:08
Labels: Mercury

Rock Sugar | Don't Stop The Sandman

2010-02-16T22:30:00.000-08:00

Rock Sugar - Music

What do you get when you mix Journey's Don't Stop Believin' with Metallica's Enter Sandman? You get Rock Sugar! Guess what else? IT'S NOT BAD!

The music video (posted here) starts off with text:

"In 1989, Hollywood Heavy Metal band Rock Sugar was stranded on a deserted island.

For the last 20 years, the only music they had to listen to was the 80's pop CD collection of a 13 year old girl.

And now...

Rock Sugar has come home."

The music is as good, as it is funny. The vocals are spot on, the pace is perfect, and they did a really good job of covering Metallica. While I'm still not sure if Rock Sugar is a spoof, or just an awesome, original hybrid mix... the are unarguably entertaining.

The video is already somewhat of a Youtube phenomenon, with over 150,000 (currently, as I type this post). It had a 3,000 hit increase within the last 24 minutes on Youtube. I'm sure you'll be hearing about Rock Sugar, if you haven't already.

Enjoy

Band and Video Credit:
Don't Stop The Sandman
Rock Sugar
Reimaginator
Dir. Kelsea Davis

Song Lyrics to Journey's Don't Stop Believin'

Bad Santa | Number Two Comedy of All Time

2010-01-21T21:01:00.001-08:00

My number two comedy of all time is Bad Santa (2003). Well, Badder Santa if you want to get technical. I love this DVD! You can watch your reruns of It's Wonderful Life on TV all you want. Maybe you like those claymation elves and Santa. My style? Give me Billy Bob Thornton, John Ritter, Lauren Graham, Bernie Mac, and Tony Cox for my Christmas movie choice.

Bad Santa was also the last film John Ritter ever acted in before he passed away in September of 2003. He played the nervous and bumbling Bob Chipeska in this film. Although, not known for his dark comedy, I think Ritter did an excellent job portraying a nerd in this movie. This role helped the story line move along.

Coincidentally, it is also one of the final films Bernie Mac acted in before he died in 2008. Mac plays Gin, a loss-prevention manager gone extortionist. Honestly, when it comes to Bernie, I'd rather pass. The only time I have found Bernie's comedy remotely funny, was his stand up on Kings of Comedy! "I want some milk n' cookies!"

In my opinion, Billy Bob Thornton is genius! Pure, unabashed, true genius. Comedy gold. He plays an alcoholic thief named Willie, who simply can't get his life together. He hates children, yet he is plagued with them jumping in his lap and making a mess of him.

This movie is everything I want out of a comedy. The unapologetic crassness of this particular picture bumps it all the way to number two on my list of the best comedies of all time! It journeys into my realm of my particular, loved sense of humor. You don't see comedy flicks that are so real. Everyone is flawed, and swears excessively. The writing and insults are also insanely witty. Classic!

Willie - Played by Billy Bob Thornton. Willie is the main character in Bad Santa. Willie is a has been... rather, a never was. Willie, a chronic alcoholic, has a knack for cracking safes. His lofty aspirations are those of opening a bar on a beach, and maybe marrying a waitress. An unlikely father figure, Willie (or Santa) finds himself squatting at Thurman Merman's (a.k.a. the kid), family residence."Is granny spry?" Turn on's for Willie (I'd imagine) are strong drinks, strip clubs, & scratch-it's. Turn off's: Bob Chipeska and "Shit-ass Mexico."

Bob Chipeska - Played by John Ritter. Bob is a very nervous, spectacle adorned individual. He apparently does the hiring for the Christmas mall Santas and Santa's helper positions. Bob is not a very big fan of Willie and Marcus. Chipeska makes sure to keep a very watchful eye on the duo's every movement. He also finds himself extremely uncomfortable with little people, sausage fingers, and anal sex with large women.

Sue the Bar Tender -Played by Lauren Graham. As a bar tender with an affinity for men in Santa suits, Lauren Graham is not the same Gilmore girl you are used to. Especially after watching her mount Santa in the front seat of his busted whip, then again in the hot tub with spry granny passed out in the recliner not far off. She has some deep seeded, childhood-tied attraction to Santa Clause. Sue helps Willie and Thurman throughout their wayward journey.

Gin - Played by Bernie Mac. I gave most of the details for Mac's character in the intro to this post. Gin's role in Bad Santa is the mall's loss prevention manager. A lot of Mac's interactions take place in the office with Bob Chipeska. As he learns the truth of Willie and Marcus's motives, he approaches them with an offer they can not refuse. Literally, they can't. Not even if they wanted to. Luckily for Willie and Marcus he doesn't want to change their system. He just wants a taste. "Half..."

Marcus -Played by Tony Cox. "We are men... and Louis. We get the shit." Marcus is the mastermind behind the Bad Santa and Elf operation. Due to his physical attributes, Marcus has carved out a niche in mall thievery. Motivated by greed, and pushed by his unholy significant other, he cracks the proverbial whip on Willie. Another roll he plays in the operation, is case the joint. He learns the layout of the mall, and disarms the alarms. With a fowl mouth and bad attitude, you couldn't design a better movie character. Could you? Go ahead and try. "Sketch it up Leonardo!"

Dumb & Dumber | Number One Comedy of All Time

2010-01-13T21:03:00.000-08:00

Biztone's Number One Comedy of All Time

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels created the one of the best comedic films of all time. This movie is one that I can literally quote, line for line, from the beginning to the very end. Classic!

While I know, many will argue that Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) is funniest film of all time... that film doesn't even make my list. I actually don't even find that movie even slightly funny. I know... shocker.

Dumb & Dumber is the number one comedy... no, number one MOVIE of my adolescent years. My middle school best friend and I must have watched that movie over 100 times. No joke, seriously like over 100 times. I'm talking about every 11 days for three years. "I like it... I like it a lot."

Over the years, I have bonded with new friends over Dumb & Dumber. In fact, one friend and I, always greet each other with quotes from Dumb & Dumber. "I got worms!"

The film is genius for it's lines, quotes, and writing. Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, and Bennett Yellin wrote possibly the funniest movies of all time. With their creative talents, they gave birth to some of the all time great movie quotes!

The Main Dumb & Dumber Cast:

Lloyd Christmas: Played by Jim Carrey. Lloyd opens the film as a limo driver. He is the first to meet Mary Swanson.... slippy, slappy, swimmy... Maybe it's on the briefcase! Lloyd has aspirations of opening a worm farm called "I've got worms," and going some place he knows somebody who can plug him into the social pipeline. He plays a part of lovestruck fool, who travels across the country to return a love memento to the girl of his dreams. A girl who gives him that old fashion feeling.

Harry Dunne: Played by Jeff Daniels. Harry is the owner and operator of the shaggin' wagon (chicks dig it). He runs a mobile K9 (dogs... for the late person) grooming business Mutt Cuts out of it. Harry is the room mate, the best friend, and the would-be business partner of Lloyd Christmas. Harry is the co-pilot on the cross country trek to return the Swanson briefcase. While not all the way on board with the impromptu expedition at first, Harry finds himself smitten with Mary later on in the film. While he struggles with his best friend morals, Harry finds himself taking Lloyd's girl out in Aspen Colorado ("Mmmm.... California, beautiful!")

Mary Swanson: Played by Lauren Holly. Mary is the film's inspiration for the road trip. Mary is introduced by hiring Lloyd to drive her to the airport in a limo. "If I know her, like I think I do, Mary should invite us right in for tea and strumpets!" As Mary flys off to Aspen, she seemingly forgets her briefcase in the airport! What a big goof! What do you think the chance of that are? Not good? Not good like one out of a hundred?

Nicholas Andre: Played by Charles Rocket. Nicholas Andre is the villain of this film. While Andre and his cronies find Lloyd and Harry to be a pair of odd ducks... he does not think that they are Dumb & Dumber. He thinks that they are good. Real good. Andre holds Mary's husband ransom, while his two henchman work on recovering the briefcase full of money. "Husband? What was all that one in a million talk?" Anyway, Nicholas... we have plenty of towels... thanks.

Kick his ass Sea Bass!: Played by Cam Neely. Not having a huge role in the movie, this man has been immortalized! He has to be mentioned. Sea Bass is a diner regular. Just laid back country folk as Lloyd would describe. While having an apparent strong appetite for ass kicking and a flair for trucker clothes...(believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of his size!) Sea Bass is not a big fan of Harry and Lloyd. Although, he can't be all that bad. He did buy the boys a delicious meal after all. His hat is usually a fun trivia topic. It reads: "Wine 'em, Dine 'em, 69 'em." Look for Sea Bass in country diners and gas station restrooms across America. For manly love... be there... March 25th at 2:15am sharp!

Skullcandy Earbud Headphones

2010-01-13T00:14:00.000-08:00

Music to your skull

I've been in the market for a while now concerning some headphones. I've been looking for something aftermarket, if you will... Skullcandy is that something. Skullcandy headphones are music to my ears... ney, music to my skull!

While I love, love my Sansa View... I am not crazy about the stock headphones that were provided with it when I bought it. Nor am I fan of the stock headphones provided with iPod's products either. Sure, they get the job done. They don't sound bad or anything. I just find then uncomfortable. I like Skullcandy's answer for ear buds!

So, what is so cool about my new, comfortable earbuds? Beside the fact that I can stand to keep them in my ear orifice for more than 10 minutes, they put out some super impressive sound. While blocking out other distracting noises and unwanted voices. What does the box have to say about this matter? On sentence that sells me every time. "Bass-Rich Noise Isolation Ear Buds."

The foam-like casing around the actual micro speakers are two fold amazing. They act as a natural noise canceling agent, as well as provide some super comfy padding. The speaker diameter is 11mm. The frequency range is 16-20K Hz, Impedance: 16 ohms. They also come with a Gold plated 3.5mm plug, so you get excellent sound transfer from your MP3 player or other electronic devices.

I'm kind of confused as to which set I have. I've recently seen them listed under "Full Metal Jack," no not like Gomer Pile. When I bought mine however.... the box says "Striker." Whether they are Skullcandy Full Metal Jack or Skullcandy Striker... I love them. Plus the black, zip, Skull pattern, Nylon carrying case is pretty sweet.

If you are in the market for some super high quality ear buds, and maybe don't want to spend the type of money it requires to get a pair of Bose headphones... I suggest you consider Skullcandy. It's a solid product. The company also seems to have a pretty decent consumer warranty on their products.

Led Zeppelin Remasters Lyrics

2010-01-07T21:27:00.000-08:00

Led Zeppelin's 3 disc Remasters Album

I've never really known Led Zeppelin's music. I'm sure I've heard it. If you asked me to name you a song... I'd for sure draw a blank.

I think, if I remember correctly, a Led Zeppelin song came on at work... I asked "Who is this?" Jaws dropped, people asked "Are you serious?" I honestly didn't know who the band was, although they sounded familiar.

Who doesn't know who Jimmy Page is, right? Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham... who are they? Houses of the Holy, Physical Graffiti, Presence, In Through the Out Door, and Coda? Don't ask me.

Recently, I found out that Zeppelin did Stairway to Heaven. Which seems like everyone should know... I suppose. Even someone who can't name a Zeppelin song. I am more familiar with Eric Clapton's version. Stairway to Heaven has some of the most loved and hated lyrics of all time. This song is epic. The guitar solo alone, which is roughly six minutes into the track, is insanely good and timeless.

Led Zepp is working its way into my music library. I feel that within a few months I will know and recognize most of their hits. I even had friend give me their 3 disc Remasters. Which has been a very enjoyable and education experience. I look forward to learning their music.

Led Zeppelin|Stairway to Heaven Lyrics:

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are
Misgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying
For leaving

In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those
Who stand looking

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason

And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will
Echo with laughter

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the May queen

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change
The road you're on

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?

(Unbelievably insane guitar Solo)

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she's buying a stairway
To heaven...

See Also:
Led Zepplin - Whole Lotta Love (Lyrics)

Lyrics | Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge

2010-01-01T02:53:00.000-08:00

Under the Bridge Song Lyrics

I have to say that the Red Hot Chili Peppers have made some of my favorite songs. The only problem was that I didn't own the older albums that contained these tracks. The album I did have, was the newer Stadium Arcadium. This was an album I used play often on my old radio show, as DJ Red Eye. However, I was in search of the older stuff from the Chili Peppers. So, I decided that I would have to download these tracks and add them to the music on my MP3 player... the Sansa View.

Since I'm not a big fan of iTunes and the iPod monopoly, I have looked to other places for my music. Although... truth be told, my sources probably aren't much better at the end of the day. None the less, I've been very impressed with purchasing both MP3 tracks, and albums from Amazon.

The other night, I went on and grabbed three tracks from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The songs I downloaded are Under the Bridge, Californication, and Otherside. These songs were super easy to find, and to download. Well, they should have been easy to download... of course I didn't read the prompt box that says "Would you like to open the track or save the track?" I opened it, and missed out on the download.

Amazon was very cool about it though. I sent a quick email to the support and they hooked up the downloads within a few hours. Now I've got the music I want, and for only $0.99 a song, or the album usually under $10.00.

Song Lyrics | Red Hot Chili Peppers- Under the Bridge:

Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses the winded
I never worried, now that is a lie

I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love,
Take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love,
Take me all the way

It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love,
Take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love,
Take me all the way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away

Assassins Creed II : Xbox 360

2009-12-22T21:04:00.000-08:00

Video Game on the Christmas list

Assassins Creed II is one of those video games that comes along every now and then, and sells you from the moment you see the commercial. The graphics are simply insane. The story line looks clutch. You also know, just by watching the advertisement... that you will be hooked for hours upon hours. Your body will not feel the warmth of natural light, nor will your lungs breath in fresh air for days. Your eyes will burn from straight sleep deprivation. Your entire sensory system will be on overload... and yet, you will thank yourself.

At first glance, I feel that this game is reminiscent of Tenchu. If you are not familiar with Tenchu, it was a game centered around feudal Japan, and you assume the role of a ninja assassin. The game objectives require the player to perform a series of stealthy tasks, all deeply tied to the ability to slip by unnoticed.

Upon doing some online research, this looks like one of the most well rounded games released this year. Aside from playing an insanely amazing game, you get the feeling that you are in for a cinematic adventure that could rival the likes of Dreamwork's. Couple that with the fact that this game is in a category of titanic contenders in the video game world, and up for an onslaught of awards... you're in for one hell of a game.

Assassin's Creed II has won several awards from Gamespot as well as a slew of nominations:

The Editor's Choice Award.
Best New Character Award. For the Character Ezio.
Nominated for Best Story of 2009
Nominated for Best Graphics (Technical)
Nominated for Best Original Music
Nominated for Most Improved Sequel

Look, bottom line here: This game gets my vote. It's got the story. It's got the play. When it comes to spending my hard earned greenbacks, this game gets them.

Make sure to check out Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for one of your 2010 Christmas gifts.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

2009-12-21T21:56:00.000-08:00

On my Christmas Wish list: Xbox360

I've wanted to get a Microsoft Xbox 360 for a while now. Back in college, my friend got one as a graduation gift. I remember playing Tiger Woods golf on that Xbox 360 for hours!

Tiger Woods golf, is actually one of my favorite games of all time. I must have spent 2 hours alone on customizing my golfer. I made him look just like me. Earning the power ups, the clothes, and the sponsorships. It is very much like golf in real life, always striving to improve, to lower your score.

This season, the video game to have seems to be Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Gamespot gives Call of Duty: M. W. 2 a solid 9.0 rating. Gamespot raves: "Modern Warfare 2 nails the three pillars of play--campaign, cooperative, and multiplayer--to earn its place in the pantheon of modern shooters."

Modern Warfare 2 also receives great reviews from Xbox360.ign. With an overall of 9.5, the game is dubbed "incredible" on this site. With graphics, sounds, and Lasting Appeal all scoring a perfect 10!

Get this game!

Here's what interests me about this game: The game play. It looks like some super sweet graphics! I'm sure it is action packed. Modern Warfare 2 also looks like it has a killer story line. All the ingredients of a very solid game.

Here's what deters me: The demographic this game draws. I'm not trying to make some bull shit point about young men becoming violent off of war games. Not at all. What I mean by that, is that this type of game is douche bag candy. It's like rubbing the urine of a doe in heat all over yourself while hunting... or like rolling in tuna blood just before you jump off a fishing boat into shark infested waters. If you want to play online, you are going to encounter jackasses. Either that, or pale skinned, middle aged virgins, who dwell in the depths of their parents' basements. Guys that fail in every aspect of their lives, except becoming gaming gods. Making it nearly impossible to enjoy oneself online.

Taylor Swift Christmas Album

2009-11-28T23:23:00.000-08:00

Country Music's Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, America's newest sweet heart. Is her music really country music? Is she really pop? Is she really dating Taylor Lautner (Jacob) of Twilight? Why did Kanye West harass Taylor Swift at the VMA's?

It's funny, a few years ago, I attended a George Strait concert. This little blond girl came out as an opening act, and did a very impressive job. She wrote her own songs and played an instrument! I was impressed with Swift's talent. Although, I never imagined she'd be tomorrow's next superstar.

As my friend and I were leaving the concert, she was at a table out in the lobby. A semi-long line had formed for her, and she was signing her CDs, posters, and merchandise. I bought an autographed CD and poster. Thinking I'd help support her and encourage her music career. Not knowing how much of a phenomenon she'd become.

I suspect Taylor Swift is on a lot of Christmas lists this year. It made me kind of curious to see if she had a holiday album. Sure enough, I found the Taylor Swift Christmas album:

If there is one song that Swift sings, that gets stuck in my head more than any other, it's Teardrops On My Guitar. I saw this one the night I saw her in concert. It's the song I know her best for. If you don't know it, I'll post the song lyrics below.

Taylor Swift, Teardrops On My Guitar Lyrics:

Drew looks at me,
I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing
Everything that we should be

I'll bet she's beautiful,
That girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me,
I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see
Anyone when he's with me

He says he's so in love,
He's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me,
Can't he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes,
So perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be

She'd better hold him tight,
Give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes
And know she's lucky cause

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

So I drive home alone,
As I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

'Cuz He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up,
But there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into.

Drew looks at me,
I fake a smile so he won't see

Other ideas for Christmas gifts.

Discovering A Tribe Called Quest

2009-11-10T23:39:00.000-08:00

I must have been living under a rock. Like for real. As a child born in the early '80s you'd think I would have known about A Tribe Called Quest in the '90s... Not the case.

I have multiple friends who list these guys in their top mix of musical favorites when we have compared notes. So, I guess if you want to get technical, I have heard of them. I was just not familiar with their music.

A while back, a friend shared some MP3s of theirs with me. Talk about being hooked from the first moment you hear something. Again, if you want to get technical, it's probably not the first time I've heard them. I'm sure the tribe has been on many a movie soundtracks, the radio, etc.

I like Tribe's style, and their sound. In today's music realm, I find talent harder and harder to come by. If you don't look underground, I don't know if there is anything good out there. So, for me, I've been finding new music (and by that... I mean new to me) in old music.

A Tribe Called Quest Award Tour lyrics

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
New York, NJ, NC, VA
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Oaktown, LA, San Fran, St. John

[Q-TIP]
People give your ears so I be sublime
It's enjoyable to know you in the concubinz
Niggaz' take off your coats, Ladies act like gems
Sit down Indian style as we recite these hymns
See, lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo
Ludicrously speedy or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the eighties J. Beez on the promo
In my never endin' quest to get the paper on the caper
But now, let me take it to the Queens side
I'm takin' it to Brooklyn side
All the residential Quester's who invade the air
Hold up a second son cuz' we almost there
You can be a black man and lose all your soul
You can be white 'n' blue but don't crap the roll
See my shit is universal if you got knowledge or dolo
Of delf for self, see there's no one else
Who can drop it on the angle, acute at that
So, do dat' do dat' do do dat' dat' dat' (COME ON)
Do dat' do dat' do do dat' dat' dat' (OK)
Do dat' do dat' do do dat' dat' dat'
I'm buggin' out but let me get back `cuz they wettin' niggaz'
So run and tell the others `cuz we are the brothas'
I learned how to build mic's in my workshop class
So give me this award and let's not make it the last

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas

[PHIFE]
Back in `89 I simply slid into place
Buddy, Buddy, Buddy all up in your face
Alot of kids was bustin' rhymes but they had no taste
Some said Quest was Wack, but now is that the case
I have a quest to have a mic' in my hand
Without that, it's like Kryptonite and Superman
So Shaheed come in with the sugar cuts
Phife Dawg's my name but on stage call me Dynomutt
When was the last time you heard the Phifer sloppy
Lyrics anonymous, you'll never hear me copy
Top notch baby, never comin' less
Sky's the limit, you got's to believe up in Quest
Sit back relax, get up off the path
If not that, here's the dancefloor, come move that ass
Non believer's you can check the stats
I roll with Shaheed and the brotha Abstract
Niggaz' know the time when Quest is in the jam
I never let a statue tell me how nice I am
Comin' with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees
Livin' mad phat like an oversized Bam-bi
The wackest crews try to dis, it makes me laugh
When my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft
So next time that you think you want somethin' here
Make somethin' differ, take that garbage to St. Elsewhere

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
SC, Maryland, New Orleans, Motown
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
New York, NJ, NC, VA

Download: A Tribe Called Quest MP3's

Top Ten Songs on my playlist

2009-10-15T22:21:00.000-07:00

The Song Lyrics N' Lines Playlist for October:

Lately, I've been avoiding the radio like the public school system attempts to avoid the swine flu. I'm sure every generation goes through this, but I feel that music is on its death bed. Ok.... ok, that might be a little dramatic, but there's truth to it! So I'm kicking back a little old school with my top ten music playlist for October.

Rock'n Me - Steve Miller Band
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson
All Along The Watchtower- Jimmy Hendrix
Steamroller- James Taylor
Everything Zen- Bush
Laughing Out Loud- The Wallflowers
Take The Money And Run- Steve Miller Band
And On A Rainy Night- Shawn Mullins
I Want to Make the World Turn Around- Steve Miller Band
Amarillo by Morning- George Strait

The Steve Miller Band made my list three times this month! I know, a little over kill... but hey, it's what I'm into right now. I think an essential for your music collection is:

Star Wars: The Old Republic Free Trailer

2009-10-08T22:47:00.000-07:00

OK, truth be told... I don't really get into these types of video games. I think they come with kind of a nerdy stigma, and they just really don't float my boat. Star Wars: The Old Republic on the other hand... well, let's just say: Sign me up.

Just watching the Star Wars Old Republic trailer makes me want to take a seat at the nerd table. Cancel my prom date, I'm staying home to play STAR WARS! The cool kids will talk about prom memories... I will talk about how I dominated the Republic in level two.

Alright, I'll stop. It's even getting a little too nerdy for McLovin. Anyway, check out the Star Wars: The Old Republic video game trailer below.

Video Games | Star Wars: The Old Republic

Song Lyrics - Jimi Hendrix: All Along The Watch Tower

2009-09-14T12:49:00.000-07:00

There is no denying the masterful ability that Hendrix had to bend the bounds of music on the old six string. While I now stand in an awe filled respect for the man's talent, I have to admit, at first I hated his music. Although, in all honesty, I don't know that I ever even knew what songs stemmed from this artist, the genius that is Hendrix.

Jimi Hendrix - Song Lyrics

All along the Watch Tower:

There must be some way out of here

Said the joker to the thief

There's too much confusion here

I can't get no relief

Businessmen they drink my wine

Plowmen dig my earth

None of them know along the line

What any of this is worth
No reason to get excited

The thief, he kindly spoke

There are many here among us

Who think that life is but a joke

But you and I, we've been through that

And that is not our fate

So let us not talk falsely now

Because the hour is getting late

All along the watchtower

Princes kept the view

While horsemen came and went

Barefoot servants too
All I got is a red guitar

Three chords

And the truth
All I got is a red guitar

The rest is up to you

There's no reason to get excited

The thief, he kindly spoke

There are some among us here

Say that life is just a joke

You and I, we've been through that

And that is not our fate (at least today)

So let us not talk falsely now

Because the hour is getting late

Late...

Song Lyrics - Jimi Hendrix's album Electric Ladyland.

History Channel's Pawn Stars

2009-09-03T01:57:00.000-07:00

Pawn Stars

I have a new addiction. It's Pawn Stars on the History Channel. It's a show on a family run pawn business, with three generations at the helm of a wayward ship. The three generations consist of the grandfather "The Old man," or Richard Harrison. The son/father, "The Spotter" (although I have yet to hear him called that on the show), or Rick Harrison. The son/grandson, "Big Hoss," or Corey Harrison.
The show chronicles the bizarre and unique items that come into pawn shops. Everything from old war and military items, to celebrity memorabilia, to your basic items. The first step the Pawn Stars take in completing a deal is determining if the customer wants to Pawn an item, or to sell the item.
Pawning an item consists of taking it in as collateral, and loaning money. The customer then has a set number of days to return the money (plus interest). If they do not, the item then becomes the pawn business' money. This has been established as one of the first and most basic forms of credit. The customer can also just sell the item. Bring it in, negotiate a price, and make the deal.
Get this show! It's awesome.

Beats by Dre headphones

2009-08-15T02:23:00.000-07:00

If you happened to catch the Real World Duel, hosted by TJ Lavin, then you would have heard about these bad boys. Quite possibly the best way ever to listen to Music! The incredible headphones are amongst the high user rated on the market. Unbelievable ratings from users.

Special Offers through Amazon at the moment:

Get $5 worth of MP3 downloads from Amazon MP3 when your order ships.
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The Specs:

Included iSonitalk cable with answer button and mic lets you take calls with iPhone or other music phones
Spacious earcups with plush, breathable cushions for ultimate listening comfort
Powered isolation technology actively cuts external noise
Monster headphone cable with Quadripole twisted pair construction for balanced sound and clarity
Advanced driver design for precise audio clarity; extra large speaker drivers for super deep bass

"People aren’t hearing all the music. Artists and producers work hard in the studio perfecting their sound. But people can’t really hear it with normal headphones. Most headphones can’t handle the bass, the detail, the dynamics. Bottom line, the music doesn’t move you. With Beats, people are going to hear what the artists hear, and listen to the music the way they should: the way I do."- Dr. Dre

Kindle... The New Book?

2009-08-02T22:16:00.000-07:00

The New Kindle

The Kindle is a device that allows the user to download books and store them on the device. Want something off of the New York Times best seller list? Turn on the Kindle and begin downloading. Within a minute you can have a whole book in your finger tips. It's that simple and apparently very clear and easy on the eyes while reading.

I remember first hearing about the Kindle on an episode of Oprah. Of course once Oprah endorsed this bad boy the whole world had to have one. The problem was that I was skeptical... well, that and intrigued. Is it just a gimmick, or would you really be able to read an entire book off this device? I don't mean that in the sense of "...is it possible?" I know the information would transfer. My question was if I could physically stare at a screen and make my way through chapter after chapter on an electric device like the Kindle. I suppose the Kindle couldn't be all that different than the time I spend online reading things. That is something that makes the Kindle appealing and interesting.

Kindle Specs:

Sold by Amazon digital Services
Light weight
Most New releases and New York Times Best sellers are $9.99 (sound like play from Apples book? Anyone?)
3G Wireless
10.2 Oz. Weight
Just over a third of an inch